Microtard Mann

"WTF is a shoutout? GO VISIT MICROTARD.COM k?"

Female, 29, Domestic Partner
Interested In: Friends, Activity Partners
Member Since: May 2002
Location: Woodside, NY
Hometown: west village/internet
Company: http://www.microtard.com
Microtard's URL:
http://profiles.friendster.com/161

"I do this -- www.microtard.com and also this --http://ebm.diaryland.com I think 90% of people I meet are herbs."

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Schools (Other):
SCHOOL IS FOR ASSHOLES!!!
Occupation:
wage slave / joker
Affiliations:
loosely affiliated with Canada
Hobbies and Interests:
not fearing the reaper, rims, food things, tears, mini-partiez, gettin wilcoxed, petty theft, cuddles, sleuthing with Tween
Favorite Books:
National Lampoon 1972-83. also: Wodehouse, Farina, Terry Southern, Hunter S Thompson, Kinky Friedman and Mike Wallace (Canadian). And design books/magazines
Favorite Movies:
Labyrinth, King of Comedy, Naked, Alphaville, Three Amigos, Weekend, OC and Stiggs, The Servant
Favorite Music:
lifter puller/the hold steady, death from above, yummy fur, KGW/ graham smith, cheeseburger, sonic youth, pavement, my bloody valentine, television personalities, nirvana, my morning jacket, mazarin, the forms, modest mouse, ghost exits, lilys, and raps. of course raps
Favorite TV Shows:
Deadwood, Degrassi, NYPD Blue reruns
About Me:
I do this -- www.microtard.com
and also this --http://ebm.diaryland.com
I think 90% of people I meet are herbs.
Who I Want to Meet:
People that also don't fear the reaper.

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Billy Hot
Posted
Before Liz ever met me, she penned an article for her zine (Peep This, Babe) that referred to me as "just your average high school stalker." Then she came to my high school dance and gave out copies of it out to anyone interested. She also arrived at the dance dolled up and bleached to replicate a fourteen year-old version of Courtney Love. It was the hottest thing I had ever seen inside my cafeteria*. When I went up to go meet the girl who had given me my first complex, she told me that her name was Polly Pockets and brushed me off with a Swedish Fish. I ate the fish and saved the wrapper in the pocket of the green plaid gym shorts I had worn to the dance. That wrapper stayed in my pocket for over a year and a half. Every time my hand made contact with it, I got nostalgic for that night. Because that's what stalkers do. She's always been sharp as a tack.

*until Aleksa Palladino, of course

xFlansx
Posted
smokes fatties and is not one.

bruiser
Posted
Microtard: my best friendster.

Dan
Posted
it's bout time we have another private art
system party yo!!!

Kristy
Posted
ONe Nation Under Liz Mann!!! This girl
is whittier than Wilde!

l train
Posted
there aren't any herbs on the l
train. ha ha.

Masta
Posted
I can't believe you wouldn't let me fuck
you just because Pokemon was on T.V.
Totally balls up dude, balls up indeed!

SB
Posted
stoop beer is the best beer. amen.

bruiser
Posted
STOP SHOWING OFF YOUR HOT LEGS YOU DUMB
BITCH

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