the term metrosexual could not more
aptly apply to anyone else!! Smiles are
a given with Jack's ass that most
likely resembles a females. Even as I
type he is in Mexico City weening them
off their dependance for tequilla and
sombreros that dont match their
ponchos. May God always bless his
attempts at finding love on the
internet and making enough money to
fuel his fantabulous Caddy that is 26
feet longer than...
Jackmonnnator is the Jackmonnnator
because he's such a sweet
international gigolo. The women in
the hills of Czech still sing songs
and tell stories about him to the
children. One goes like this: "Jack
rolled through town like the world's
first earthquake, cell phone slinger.
Putting people on hold and eating old
corncobs right off the stove. He's
the one who gave us the sallllzzzzzza
and gift of dry bumping. He taught us
to blame stains on invisible chiwawas
in the backseats of BMWs. He's the
one who's car we broke into and who's
laptop and digital camera we now
use. Jack is a god to Eastern
Europeans, because deep down, way deep
down, he is one.
Amazing guy! Top notch in all areas,
you can't find somebody with such
substance...Actually, you won't find
anybody like him at all...anywhere! I
wish we weren't such good friends...I
might have a chance!!!
aptly apply to anyone else!! Smiles are
a given with Jack's ass that most
likely resembles a females. Even as I
type he is in Mexico City weening them
off their dependance for tequilla and
sombreros that dont match their
ponchos. May God always bless his
attempts at finding love on the
internet and making enough money to
fuel his fantabulous Caddy that is 26
feet longer than...
because he's such a sweet
international gigolo. The women in
the hills of Czech still sing songs
and tell stories about him to the
children. One goes like this: "Jack
rolled through town like the world's
first earthquake, cell phone slinger.
Putting people on hold and eating old
corncobs right off the stove. He's
the one who gave us the sallllzzzzzza
and gift of dry bumping. He taught us
to blame stains on invisible chiwawas
in the backseats of BMWs. He's the
one who's car we broke into and who's
laptop and digital camera we now
use. Jack is a god to Eastern
Europeans, because deep down, way deep
down, he is one.
you can't find somebody with such
substance...Actually, you won't find
anybody like him at all...anywhere! I
wish we weren't such good friends...I
might have a chance!!!