Chi and I were drunk and spitting wads
of paper at each other in the Hoboken
PATH station when undercover cops
started yelling at us. Chi got a ticket
and I threw up. Let's do that again.
Chi is a pretty cool guy untill he
doesn't give you another
canvas...then he's a dick.
Chi is a pretty cool guy untill he calls
you at all hours of the night telling
you about "Anal Cunt" and how drunk
he is...well actually, he's still pretty
cool after that!
When I went to junior high with Chi,
he decided he was going to be a
pirate. Chi wore a dead pigeon around
his neck and made himself this claw-
thing out of metal coathangers. He
ripped the snot out of anyone who
didn't call him Captain McPegleg.
That's how I got the scar on my left
arm. Me and the rest of the crew
called him Mister Meathook behind his
back, because there were always
dripping bits of our flesh on his
claw. The name kinda stuck, even
after Chi became a rockstar.
of paper at each other in the Hoboken
PATH station when undercover cops
started yelling at us. Chi got a ticket
and I threw up. Let's do that again.
he has a satanic two headed dog on
him, he will unleash the hounds of
hell on yo ass and piss on your
grave!
doesn't give you another
canvas...then he's a dick.
Chi is a pretty cool guy untill he calls
you at all hours of the night telling
you about "Anal Cunt" and how drunk
he is...well actually, he's still pretty
cool after that!
disgusting things I've ever seen... and
yet, I find it strangely attractive...
accident.
chocolate nose... so, i socked him in
the eye and broke his pinky with my
vestigial arms...
disguised as a responsible adults.
Your little iceflower loves you!!
he decided he was going to be a
pirate. Chi wore a dead pigeon around
his neck and made himself this claw-
thing out of metal coathangers. He
ripped the snot out of anyone who
didn't call him Captain McPegleg.
That's how I got the scar on my left
arm. Me and the rest of the crew
called him Mister Meathook behind his
back, because there were always
dripping bits of our flesh on his
claw. The name kinda stuck, even
after Chi became a rockstar.