Just looking around

Aug 2003

Fucking Greenville

Advance America

http://profiles.friendster.com/1616546

Mauldin High School

Fixing Computers and Training Monkeys

Buttsecks

Goin Balls Deep

magazine

Haggard, Any Mainstream Zombie Movie, Smokin Aces, Pulp Fiction, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, The Breakfast Club, Office Space, Old School, PCU, Animal House, Roger Rabbit, Goonies, Lost Boys, Ninja Turtles, Masters of the Universe, Barbershop, Grandma's Boy, Batman, Clerks I &; II, Mallrats, Jay and Silent Bob, Zoolander, Big Lebowski, Royal Tenenbaums, 40 Year Old Virgin, Just Friends, Waiting, Little Miss Sunshine, Salem's Lot, The Omen, Run Ronnie Run, Xmen, Spiderman, Fight Club, Major League, American History X, Saving Silverman, Scarface, Scary Movie 1 &; 3, Naked Gun, Gone in 60 Seconds, Cheesy Adam Sandler movies, Cheesy football movies.

Pink Floyd, David Gilmour, Roger Waters, Ozzy Osbourne, Black Sabbath, Motley Crue, Oasis, My Chemical Romance, Skid Row, Joe Satriani, Steve Vai, Led Zeppelin, Audioslave, HIM, Beastie Boys, Journey, Foreigner, Whitesnake, Franz Ferdinand, Modest Mouse, The Killers, Interpol, Muse, Mogwai, Van Halen, Van Hagar, Firehouse, Velvet Revolver, Alice in Chains, Soundgarden, Stone Temple Pilots, Prodigy, Flogging Molly, The Clash, The Ramones, The Strokes, The Sex Pistols, The Verve, The Cult, Maroon 5, Pat Benetar, Ronnie James Dio, Rush, Queensryche, Coldplay, Type-O Negative, Linkin Park, Evanessence, The Mystechs, Bon Jovi, Def Leopard, Pearl Jam, D12, Dr. Dre, Marilyn Manson, Monster Magnet, Nine Inch Nails, Ratt, Skynard, The Cure, The Smiths, Depeche Mode, Morrissey, The Ataris, Every Time I Die, From Autumn To Ashes, Mooney Suzuki, Death Cab For Cutie, Bouncing Souls, The Cramps, Hank III, Superjoint, Tigerarmy, Rev Horton Heat, U2, Alice Cooper, Twisted Sister, The Hives, The Heist

The Office, Metalocalypse, Aqua Teen, Sealab, Family Guy, Simpsons, Seinfeld, South Park, Sportscenter, Viva La Bam, Wrasslin, Sex in the City...

My supposed name is Cory Feldman. I am a true Fat man at heart. I have a Cinderella Ring Back Tone. I drive a PT Cruiser with flames on it. Due to myself being god's sick joke, I can never be loved. I once burnt my kitchen down while drunk attempting to cook chicken fingers in really hot oil while talking to Kevin on the phone. I once chugged a King Cobra and immediately puked off of a 3 story balcony. I dropped out of "college". I can say awesome in 4 different ways. Buying things and food make me happy when stressed. I make out with milfs (hell even that's in a dry spell). I love dogs. I once mooned the entire town of Mauldin and had to make a public apology for it. I am a retired umpire. I am a myspace whore. I drink to lose control and lose control to drink. I fucking hate alarm clocks. I fucking hate pennies. I once puked at 4:30 in the afternoon in public in front of a Papa Johns. I've had way too many fucking jobs. I was once a Bi-lo Crew member. I was part of the MGE House '03. I egg hobos (joogies) for pure enjoyment. I despise Old People. I hate fake people. I enjoy showering, then I fall asleep and just fall. I did Atkins once. I have a cell phone. I ghost hunt when I'm bored. I still train monkeys to use computers. I'm part of Corporate America. My dad is the best guitarist you've never heard of. I'm probably never starting an 80's cock rock band. I'm a bit too emo at times, in fact I'm just flat out emo. I'm going to die alone. I don't know if that's more emo or more goth? I spend my sundays in sports bars yelling at televisions because the panthers suck. I have diabetis, i'm on track to losing my left foot. I like Pink Floyd. I stole a fire extinguisher from Mauldin High School once. I worked for WROQ 101 as an intern and that's my life highlight. I once got shot in the ass with a potato gun for $20. I like chicken wings. Go to buffalo's in GVL and look for the Lord of the Wings picture. Say hi to Bunny. People who try too hard are annoying. I once dro

AIM-emo4uallthetime. Paris Hilton, People in California, strippers who drive Eclipses, people who suck at life, and Nick Swardson. If you fit all 4 categories, your awesome.