Neil

autodidact

artist, writer, filmmaker, musician, dj, educator

I affiliate with high stepping fillies who would never consider wearing a thong. Also preferably none of those clunky black platforms you see on Haight Street.

Neil's interests include: fancy duds and tony digs, sleazy, fantastic, and silent movies, soft, progressive, and pastoral rock, Western mysticism and Anthroposophy, clean living and dirty thinking, delicious healthy food, dancing with goths, making out.

A few authors Neil considers worth reading: Goethe, Schiller, Emerson, Flann O'Brien, William Gaddis, Rob Hardin, Dostoyevsky, Gogol, Stanislaw Lem, Charles Williams, Juan Goytisolo.

Eraserhead * Spider Baby * Freaks * Curse of Her Flesh * Decoy * Mr. Arkadin * The Brood * eXistenZ * Videodrome * The Tenant * Arabian Nights * Salo * Tarkovsky's Solaris * Night of the Hunter * Head * Sinthia The Devils Doll * Lisa and the Devil * Erotic Rites of Frankenstein * The Fallen Idol * Pippi Goes On Board * I love anything w/ Julie Christie or Veronica Lake ...

The Beatles ~ The Kinks ~ Duncan Browne ~ The Bee Gees ~ Amon Duul 2 ~ Popol Vuh ~ Queen ~ The Free Design ~ Fleetwood Mac ~ Kaleidoscope ~ The Byrds ~ The Beach Boys ~ Caravan ~ Slapp Happy ~ The Troggs ~ Love ~ Os Mutantes ~ Yes ~ early Genesis ~ Tuxedomoon ~ Chrome ~ Ultravox! ~ Wire ~ The Chamber Strings ~ OOIOO ~ Ghost ~ Bread ~ "Kiss You All Over" by Exile ~

I have no tv and don't miss it, but I love Brass Eye, anything with Steve Coogan, The Office, Mr. Ed, Gumby, SCTV, The Prisoner, The Avengers, the Kingdom, UnHappily Ever After ... If there were a 24 hour station of The Beverly Hillbillies, my sanity would be in jeopardy!

I am a jovial, dapper, hazel eyed Moonchild with a mystical disposition. I enjoy dancing, creating beautiful things, contemplating the moon and stars, and having hot sex in public places. I work with handicapped kids during the day, gussie myself up in the evening, dj and carouse at night. I shun fisticuffs and intoxicants. Generous and sentimental, I aspire to an egalitarian, Christian-anarchist perspective, though I struggle with a self-centered, alpha type personality and am extremely bossy in the bedroom. I'm a loner with many friends yet alway seem to want more. I prefer the fast lane, yet am usually cautious and considerate, and always indicate when changing lanes or making a turn. Confident almost cocky, but secretly shy and humble. Deeply reverent yet extremely perverted. (Perverent?) I squint hard at the last purple before X-Rays. I have a keen eye for nuance and innuendo, but often miss what's in plain view. I play electric guitar, and am presently seeking a honey-voiced singer for my snappy Rosicrucian elfrock band. These are a few of my favorite things: alchemy and esoteric religion; LGE, black licorice, fresh raspberries and hand-whipped cream; Pippi Longstocking; stylish people who dress and act as though they were in a science fiction or fantasy story. Also, I am extremely curious about werewolf / robot sex (RRRAAHHR! / Beetle boop!) ... Favorite color: shiny. Totem animal: fox. I occasionally fret and fuss over futile minutia, but ultimately rest in the knowledge that God gives each of us exactly what we need.

I am a sucker for stylish, friendly, creative girls with lively limbs, warm smiles, and forgiving eyes. If you think we are destined to meet or be friends, by all means drop me a line! I am not concerned with age, geography, education, sexual orientation, race or ethnicity. (But please, no Scientologists or satanists.) In general, I'd most like to meet other mystical dandies and illuminated eccentrics. I am bored of morbid types and jaded hipster-clones, prefering to spend my time with lively, productive people. That said, I should point out that I am no elitist with aristocratic pretentions, and can often be found rubbing elbows with the plain folk, and tilling the soil (so to speak) ... Also, take note: I have started an Obedience School for Disobedient Girls. Strong, smart, independent females only need apply. Orientation usually begins the moment we meet, and matriculation commences upon mutual consent. The ideal student: You are not afraid of life, you are eager to experience all that your femininity has to offer, and you are ready to express it in the appropriate setting. You enjoy dressing up and feeling attractive, and you pursue your deepest desires undeterred by the gender-phobic impositions of pseudo-feminists. You expect men to be considerate, polite, respectful, stylish, and open-minded, but -- most importantly -- you are tired of making all the decisions in bed. You can stand your ground in any conversation and enjoy lively discussion, but you are flexible and not argumentative. You are aware of sexism, but enjoy being objectified in the right context, and you wish more men knew what they wanted and did it without apology or anxiety. Your fondest desire is to be manhandled by a dominant gentleman (gentlemanhandled). You are guided by your heart and mind, and you recognize that your body is a gift to enjoy. You strive to improve yourself, but do not fret over things you cannot change. In short, you are the woman of the future.