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"My name is Zofia. I'm an utter train wreck, and you all
love it."
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Occupation:
faux artist
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Hobbies and Interests:
All things demoralizing and inhumane.
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Favorite Books:
Look, I can't even fucking read. I'm just a mannequin.
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Favorite Movies:
All about my Mother; Divorcing Jack; The Dark Crystal; The Cook, the Thief, his Wife, and her Lover; Oh Brother, Where art Thou?; Gangbang Girl 31
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Favorite Music:
VAST, Kidney Thieves, Depeche Mode, Sade, The Cure, Melotron, Apoptygma Bezerk, Air, Ladytron
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Favorite TV Shows:
'Lick the Dog's anus to guess which breed it is' (Japanese game show)
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About Me:
My name is Zofia. I'm an utter train wreck, and you all
love it.
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Who I Want to Meet:
I'M COVERED IN CHICKEN BLOOD!
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way into Canada and made off with one of
my best friends.
Good on ya ;)
Now he never calls, never writes, never
holds me when I need to be cuddled.
So, I guess what I'm saying is that not
much has changed. And I blame Zofia.
mandrill baboons, but be forewarned: she
will ultimately leave you with a broken
heart and a prolapsed colon.
years now. One of the things that I
want to do the most to her just became
legal in TX. I heard she's on my
continent now, so I hope I can sit
outside in her bushes and masturbate
while she showers. She's truly filthy
and I love her all the more for it.
It was awesome.
my wallet........damnit.
life? The hole in your soul that no
amount of alcohol can fill? Zofia fits
right in there perfectly (after
adequate lubrication, of course).
get to talk to her. She's such a
beauty and talented and caring and
everything else you ever wished you
were. I want her to come visit me in
Ontario because I'm convinced she'll
fall in love with me (i mean, it) and
stay forever!
good taste in music and in Canadian men.
She also has talents in verbal warfare
and spelunking into the nether recesses
of sexual terminology. Don't let the
naughtiness throw you off balance, she's
a good person. Like an Oscar Wilde
character, she says everything and
believes none of it.