jo jo dancer Strouss

Maharishi School Of The Age Of, Attended 1981 - 1991
Fairfield High School, Attended 1991 - 1994, Class of 1994

school of the americas

University of Iowa, Attended 1994 - 2002, Class of , Other, law

attorney, former parking ramp cashier(my favorite)

consumer attorneys of california, united ambulance-chaser world party, American Trial Lawyers Association, revolutionary comrade of the vanguard party of the people's republic of pacifica, Marin County Trial Lawyers Association

whoopin' booty bone, bitch! straight up. i ain't lyin'.

going postal--mark ames

http://www.myspace.com/thebadhand

Leo

i'm '90s retro:
37. lower case spelling

The Sham:When the internet bubbled up, e.e. cummings made a comeback with a lower-case "c." While he'd been stuck in a rut for decades as a poetry idol for teens experimenting with free verse, suddenly writing without caps became all the rage, appearing to be as "spontaneous" as ever. Everyone from new economy companies trying to prove that they were completely different than old economy companies to stodgy intellectuals who wanted to prove a point about the casual, breathless nature of email correspondence agreed that there was no room for Capitalization in the 90s.

further evidence that i am stuck in the past:
31. Goatees

The Sham:First of all, you wore won. Sometime during the 90s, you had a goatee, and you're going to have to find every negative or Polaroid around and destroy them because in a few years, that goatee photo is going to be the death of your cool creds. The 70s had the mustache, a trend so embarrassing that even the 70s-Retro-iest 90s hipster wouldn't dare grow one out. Likewise, the 90s has the goatee. Originally it was a dissident facial hair statement, from Bolsheviks to Beatniks to Malcolm X. In the 90s, it represented dissidence of a different kind: the guy who said "no" to the Old Economy. Which is to say, it was the facial hair of choice for every overworked wage slave schmuck. It also became particularly popular, even vital, to the rising demographic of short, fat 20-30-something white guys whose goatees went well with their baggy long shorts and baggy shirts; on them, goatees made their squattiness seem like part of a