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NOVA......what what!

Iron Chef, Seattle/Drunken Master

Only ugly people groups....so I feel even prettier!

Anything that has to do with Jesus, broken hymens, or a 12-year-old prostitute that don't give no sexual favors! I enjoy making boner sandwhiches.

Murderous kinds. The History of Luminous Motion................also I'm kind of embarassed to admit it but I am a huge Harry Potter fan. (I have a thing for English kids with scarred foreheads, my doctors say that it's not a problem, unless I act on it.......again)

All kinds, comedies. The Last Unicorn, Donnie Darco, Kung Pao, Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey, Old School, and Hands on Hard a Body

The cheesier 80's music the better! Gangstah Rap, Butt-Rock, Metal and Folk/Bluegrass

I'm obsessed with Martha Stewarts......it's a good thing!

I'm Heather of Nazareth......I'm a big jack ass! I wonder all the time why I don'thave more friends.....I'm just too god damn funny and hot to! I make a joke out of everything, and I'm a leo so everyone is obviously paying attention to me! I AM Jesus Christ and am permanately 12! Ooooohh gurrrl, my man buuuys me my clothes.......yah I get sluuurpies! Whut? I am also the hottest girl that ever shat herself on a Metro! I plan to be a gynocologist and change my name to Tara
Heimenauff, or a rapper named Vapuh Rub!
No other redeeming features, simply erotic.

Somone with the personality of Conan O'Brian, and the physical attributes of David Hasselhoff would be fucking awesome...........or maybe even the other way around.