I was told the other day not to sleep around because I live in a small town... I ask myself, Does this stranger know I am sleeping around?... Does this mean if I lived in a bigger town I could sleep around?...hmmm I think I need to move.
Who I Want to Meet:
I don't particularily want to meet anyone, I am not that
friendly and can be a real pain in the ass. I am a huge
responsibility/liability.
While Ivy is tougher than anyone you
have ever met, much less known, she is
also secretly a horse girl who could
quote you every line from the Crow if
you and her were stranded on a desert
island. Then she'd probably get you both
drunk from some liquor she'd made from
coconuts, and just before you both
passed out she'd convince you to give
her a diy tattoo. That's just the kind
of lady she is. Ask her about her Billy
Idol concert story. You won't regret it.
Did I mention that she's also super hot?
Ivy is like a gremlin. At first she's
all cute and "mogwai" and you want to
buy her from Chinatown. Later she gets
wet or hungry or some bullshit and ruins
your xmas. Also, she's slimy. And dumb. HA!
Ivy and I were nearly serial-killed at a
gas station in Florida at 4am, but
instead she got to pray to a Chinese god
and I got an Iguana pen. If you're
reading this, never trust anyone with a
bum leg at that hour...NEVER.
Ivy's pretty great. And by great, I mean
that she's reliable. And by reliable, I
mean that I can always count on her.
And by that I mean she never fails to
point out to me the ineptitude, dearth,
defect, want, lack, exiguousness,
deficiency, blemish, flaw, shortcoming,
inadequacy, failure, deficiency,
imperfection, inferiority, scarcity, and
general suck of my inconsequential, big-
zero, casual, dinky, entry level,
exiguous, immaterial, inadequate,
inappreciable, inconsequent,
inconsiderable, insignificant,
insufficient, light, little, measly, minor,
negligible, no biggie, paltry, petty,
picayune, puny, runt, scanty, shoestring,
shrimp, skimpy, small, small potatoes,
small-time, trifling, trivial, two-bit,
unconsidered, unimportant, wimpy,
worthless life.
I am eternally grateful to Ivy for supplying
me with what I need to stay on top of my
game.
...like i was saying this is a one horse town
and i already know the horse. ivy claims to
know more horses and apparently she gets
paid to clean up their shit. i don't know about
these horses she won't let me meet them. oh
ivyula just point me to the nearest trough.
lip. Can you say that about yourself?
have ever met, much less known, she is
also secretly a horse girl who could
quote you every line from the Crow if
you and her were stranded on a desert
island. Then she'd probably get you both
drunk from some liquor she'd made from
coconuts, and just before you both
passed out she'd convince you to give
her a diy tattoo. That's just the kind
of lady she is. Ask her about her Billy
Idol concert story. You won't regret it.
Did I mention that she's also super hot?
all cute and "mogwai" and you want to
buy her from Chinatown. Later she gets
wet or hungry or some bullshit and ruins
your xmas. Also, she's slimy. And dumb. HA!
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gas station in Florida at 4am, but
instead she got to pray to a Chinese god
and I got an Iguana pen. If you're
reading this, never trust anyone with a
bum leg at that hour...NEVER.
that she's reliable. And by reliable, I
mean that I can always count on her.
And by that I mean she never fails to
point out to me the ineptitude, dearth,
defect, want, lack, exiguousness,
deficiency, blemish, flaw, shortcoming,
inadequacy, failure, deficiency,
imperfection, inferiority, scarcity, and
general suck of my inconsequential, big-
zero, casual, dinky, entry level,
exiguous, immaterial, inadequate,
inappreciable, inconsequent,
inconsiderable, insignificant,
insufficient, light, little, measly, minor,
negligible, no biggie, paltry, petty,
picayune, puny, runt, scanty, shoestring,
shrimp, skimpy, small, small potatoes,
small-time, trifling, trivial, two-bit,
unconsidered, unimportant, wimpy,
worthless life.
I am eternally grateful to Ivy for supplying
me with what I need to stay on top of my
game.
Thank you.
and i already know the horse. ivy claims to
know more horses and apparently she gets
paid to clean up their shit. i don't know about
these horses she won't let me meet them. oh
ivyula just point me to the nearest trough.