Linda's tape has been finished for
weeks, set carefully on a shelf next
to the envelope it is to be sent in,
wanting only for a stamp or two. What
is wrong with me? The shame keeps me
from addressing Linda in the second
person.
Linda has destroyed my early retirement
plans by not accepting a job in the
precious gems industry thus becoming the
brains of a cambodian ruby smuggling
ring involving jimmies anus.
First time I saw Linda was in the 6th grade.
She was sitting in the front our math class. I
was sitting in the way way back, drawing
unicorns or something. I don't know.
Something definitely un-mathlike
I remember looking at her and thinking,
wow, maybe one day I'll have a friend like
her. Then maybe I wouldn't be such a loser.
Okay now I'm crying. Thanks a lot for that.
Just what I needed.
weeks, set carefully on a shelf next
to the envelope it is to be sent in,
wanting only for a stamp or two. What
is wrong with me? The shame keeps me
from addressing Linda in the second
person.
people, so she has to patch it up with
an eye patch. Did I mention the
chinasaur thing?
Linda is awesome hook her up with
treats and jobs you California types.
car? DON'T TAKE THE CAR...don't take
the car...are you taking the
car..AAHHhhhh...don't take the car...don't
plans by not accepting a job in the
precious gems industry thus becoming the
brains of a cambodian ruby smuggling
ring involving jimmies anus.
She was sitting in the front our math class. I
was sitting in the way way back, drawing
unicorns or something. I don't know.
Something definitely un-mathlike
I remember looking at her and thinking,
wow, maybe one day I'll have a friend like
her. Then maybe I wouldn't be such a loser.
Okay now I'm crying. Thanks a lot for that.
Just what I needed.
ride a surfboard more than twice her
size and kill it. Yeah!