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"ATTENTION: The MC Frontalot friendster account, originally
created by some of Front's EVIL BASTARD friends just to
PISS..."
More about MC Frontalot
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Messaging Off[Restricted to MC Frontalot's friends] |
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Occupation:
inauthenticity, imagineering
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Hobbies and Interests:
dope, rhymes, cartoons, clock cycles, the magnificent sea weasel
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Favorite Books:
Geek Love, Labyrinths, Acme Novelty Library, Primate Visions, Alice in Wonderland, Midnight's Children, A Connecticut Yankee In King Arthur's Court, Lolita, Still Life With Woodpecker, Nightwood, The Wonderful Story Of Henry Sugar, Cakes Men Like
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Favorite Movies:
Pootie Tang, Brazil, Citizen Ruth, Josie & The Pussycats, Ed Wood, Doctor Strangelove
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Favorite Music:
Roots, Jesse Dangerously, Add Music, Tom Waits, Jane's Addiction, PJ Harvey
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Favorite TV Shows:
[Entire cartoon network schedule], Joni Loves Chachi
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About Me:
ATTENTION: The MC Frontalot friendster account, originally
created by some of Front's EVIL BASTARD friends just to
PISS HIM OFF has now been INVADED AND ENTIRELY OCCUPIED by
coalition forces consisting of the REAL MC FRONTALOT and
his willing allies (A COMPUTER KEYBOARD and a COFFEE MUG
WITH AN ILLUSTRATION OF A CHIHUAHUA ON IT). If you are
added or corresponded with after 9/16/03, rest assured
that your MC Frontalot Friendster Experience is 99.7%
impostor-free!
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Who I Want to Meet:
Okay, friendster policy: Frontalot will accept all friend
requests. ONLY PLACE FRIEND REQS if you love me and want
me to put my tongue in your ear. Frontalot will not file
for friendship with anyone. Because that would be tacky.
friendstarr@frontalot.com
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"Urine Luck. Ah well, I suppose I've
been a little out of touch. My bad.
I first met the MC in an underground
steam tunnel. Since then he's
apparently morphed into some kind
of internet superstar, which, in
retrospective arrangement, isn't at all
surprising. MCF is a sassy-pants
who's obviously too clever for his
own good. He's also an absolute
sweetheart who's always willing to
indulge in all variety of mischief. I
miss him muchly.
have FANS. I just have a goddamn
internet poll. But I admit, this is
also because you are nerdtacular with
the disjointed rhymes and the tape
holding your glasses together.
seen in a really long time.
Everyone else deletes me from their
friend list when i don't send them nude
pictures of myself daily. There is only
so much time in the day bastards!
quote "Yellow Lasers" and start white-
boy-dancing. One day, I know I'm gonna
slip and break my head on the side of
the tub. And as the soap slides out of
my hand, I'll say "I'm hit. Tchoo..."
And the bar will fall in slow motion
and go "thump" on the floormat...
...Maybe I should pick up some of those
no-slip flower stickers from Target.
Gygax, and Vanilla Ice got together and
formed a rap group, they still wouldn't
be as whack as MC Frontalot. The
Frontster's as weak as they come, with
lame beats and rhymes that only someone
with a masters in computer engineering
would understand. Of course, that's
what makes him great. Hell, ever since
I heard the Fat Boys way back in Junior
High School, I knew that there was
plenty of room for satire in the HipHop
genre. Thank the stars above that
someone finally has - and unlike
Vanilla Ice, or Gary Gygax - he knows
he's a joke. And because I'm such a
huge fan of wannabes, Front's just an X-
chromosome away from my stalking him.
you.