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"I suck as a lumberjill, that's why I haven't touched a
chainsaw in years. Fell out of that demon tree, fell 40
feet, in..."
More about Krill
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Occupation:
Lumberjill, retired
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Hobbies and Interests:
Girls, mom (whoever she is), fishing, my '65 1/2 mustang "baby", panty raids, poutine, new special friends, smokin' ciggies, OxyContin, CANADA!, puppies
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Favorite Books:
Cujo
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Favorite Movies:
Dumb and dumber, TERMINATOR, Amelie
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Favorite Music:
10cc, Led Zeppelin, Jimi, The Boss, Kiss, Pearl Jam, Lightning Bolt, S-K
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Favorite TV Shows:
Dukes of Hazzard, Grizzly Adams, anything on SPICE or SPIKE
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About Me:
I suck as a lumberjill, that's why I haven't touched a
chainsaw in years. Fell out of that demon tree, fell 40
feet, in a coma for 2 months, and haven't had a pain free
day since. So I'm taking my anger out on the world, one
oxycontin tab at a time. I need to be loved! My "wife"
doesn't love me, she loves my bro Cager whose serving time
in Downeast Correctional (Yo! Warden Caton, whassup?)for a
dumbass attempt to rob a wal-mart. He's not a real smart
guy. "But at least he's a REAL man" is what that ho says!
But dang, woman, you can't even get a conjugal visit until
he's out, and that's not until 2008. I just learned that
state insurance will buy my fix. Thanks
Doc Pinkham! PS: Plaid SUX.. Just add me to your roster of
buddies -- krillmata@hotmail.com . I need the company.
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Who I Want to Meet:
Wanna come to far north maine and party with an
emotionally
bent and broken, prematurely wizened ex-lumberjill? Lovely
Liberal Lady's: we have NPR here, so were not totally
bassackwards here.I heard "The American Life" once, I
almost cried. It was so real.
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together and going crawdaddy fishing? I
miss our nights together drinking beer
and squirrel watching. The road belongs
to us in that deep pink desert sunset.
"Ride on Forever" you said, and I do.
I will be in town to get yer fucking
lame ass! Roll On!
Come down to portland and go to one of our
shows, we'll rock your panties right off!
oxycontin powder! Ramlar puke up all
goat cheese yum yums!
PRRRRRRRRrrrrrrrrrrrrr
next week. The Planning Committee is
still working out the logistics. You
are invited to the preliminary talks
tommorrow night. BYOB.
I may OCCASIONALLY look a bit like
a skinny blue bacteriophage, but
normally I'm really cute! See my other
photos.) who likes strong
hardworking (or at least hard) guys.
Well, this FINE Krill dude sure has
the biceps to butch me around a bit.
"She's a lumberjill and she's okay!
She saws all night and she drools all
day." (No, no, really, I DO understand
the oxycontin is for legitimate
medicinal purposes only.) And the
use of the possessive form "Lady's"
instead of the plural "Ladies" makes
me totally HOT (hhho-o-otttt!!) I'd fall
under her axe anytime.
of in the mornin. then i consider
whether the weathers right for a
topless bike ride. then i think of how
much id like krill to come ride.. yeah,
krill is the finest thing to hit friendster
and as ive said many a time, in an
ideal world, this hot hunk of man
would be my main squeeze. my dear
krizzle, do yr old bee a fav and post
some more pics of yr fine self for me
to oogle and have not-so-pure
thoughts about..
rawwwwwwrrrrrrrr..........