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Long Island
Long Island's Friends
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Interested In:
Just looking around
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Member Since:
Aug 2003
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Hometown:
glacial remnants
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Company:
your paper route. your first job. probably the job you have now.
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Long Island's URL:
http://profiles.friendster.com/1627003
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Other education:
your high school. probably your college too.
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Occupation:
island; home of high tech rail system and bitches
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Affiliations:
queens, brooklyn, manhattan, atlantic ocean, long island sound, patheticut.
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What I enjoy doing:
making you shake your booty and wearing hats. bad rude drivers. oversized suv's and no tan lines. scumbags. ho's. north shore dykes. long beach subculture. lower back tattoos. long island ice tea, annoying jewish mothers. japs and meatheads. also if you got it, flaunt it.
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Favorite Books:
long island; you can never escape neverland
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Favorite Movies:
love and death on long island, the godfather, meet the parents, sabrina, scent of a woman, raging bull, zelig, and love story.
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Favorite Music:
beastie boys, billy joel, barbara streisand, twisted sister, perry farrell, 28 orange st and who cares
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Favorite TV Shows:
hooked on phonicks yo
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About Me:
you wanna be my friendster?
ok, how much you gonna pay me, beeyatch?
first name: long island
last name: new york
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Who I Want to Meet:
jocks, hotties, meatheads, dorks, nerds, dykes, assholes, fucktards, wiseasses, punks, and jerks.
you all smell!
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You know someone who went to Chaminade.
Jones Beach Theater is the best place in the world to see a concert. CASE CLOSED!
Is it just me, or is every girl from Rockville Centre a bitch?
Billy Joel said it best, "Either you date a rich girl from the North Shore, or a cool girl from the South Shore."
What's the big deal about the Hamptons?
If you're not from Long Island or NYC, you're not really from New York.
You don't go to Manhattan, you go to "the City"
You know the Belt Parkway sucks!
You never, ever want to "change at Jamaica..."
You never realize you have an accent until you leave.
You know where at least one strip club is.
You can name at least three bands that came from Long Island.
You curse. A lot.
Is Huntington really that cool?
You've been to Utopia at least once.
The goddamn geese are everywhere!
If your parents didn't, your grandparents lived in the city.
xoxo
Tommy
xoxo,
Tom
ugly broads to bang reasonably
good-looking dudes because everybody's
in the tank, desperate, and they've
gotten too much sun. The ugly dudes
still struggle, but hey, we're don't
claim to work miracles.
friendship, even though we've had our
ups and downs in the past. What a
vicious, unhealthy relationship we
have: whenever we're together I just
want to leave, whenever we're apart I
miss you like hell. Long Island, I
compare all others to you, and they
never quite measure up. Damn you.
Island? Do you want me to loose a
hubcap? Why do you punish me? I'm sure
you would love me if I had rims. Maybe
I'm not good enough for you. :(
hate you so much at the same time? I
plan on leaving you in a couple of
years, but I fear that something will
make me come back and we will be
together forever...<3