I am convinced that Carlye's husband is perfect even though I have never met him. I just can't be in a world where there is not someone worthy of her. I still need to hear how the hell she ended up in Hong Kong.
car and i have only emerged from
reporting 1 as stronger, better, more
accomplished writers. at least she
has, i'm just mucking around as an
editor now! but carlye is the sweetest
and most sincere person i've been
priveleged to befriend in college, and
her aesthetic sense and enthusiasm are
things to be reckoned with.
Carlye is first-rate. She's
outrageously photogenic (so even though
you look like crap next to her, people
wonder what you did to be included with
someone irresistibly hip and
attractive); She's intellectually
focused and yet maddeningly
understanding and insightful in her
questions (so as long as you don't mind
sharing and don't lie, you can talk
about yourself for hours and she'll
look genuinely interested to learn of
that girl Amy Whatshername who said
she'd go to Sadie Hawkins with you but
then you saw her kissing John Vortes in
back of the Science Room, or to gain
inside knowledge of your crushing
defeat in your bid to earn enough money
as a three year old for a Big Wheel so
you wouldn't have to wait for your
stingy parents or Santa to color up.);
She can bring home the bacon, fry it up
in a pan ... and I'll leave the rest to
her husband - which is another terrific
detail about Carlye - she's the best
thing to ever happen to one of my few
very good friends - and I'd count
myself blessed as well as completely
forgive the Bigwheel Incident if Santa
some day dropped off someone like her.
if i could live a real life "freaky
friday" i think i'd choose to be
carlye. but in america. nobody wraps
presents or paints a wall like carlye.
i'm so glad that she would have been
with me if i would have died from
having a kitchen counter crush me to
death. she would be my first call if i
got arrested. well, if they let me call
hong kong.
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reporting 1 as stronger, better, more
accomplished writers. at least she
has, i'm just mucking around as an
editor now! but carlye is the sweetest
and most sincere person i've been
priveleged to befriend in college, and
her aesthetic sense and enthusiasm are
things to be reckoned with.
outrageously photogenic (so even though
you look like crap next to her, people
wonder what you did to be included with
someone irresistibly hip and
attractive); She's intellectually
focused and yet maddeningly
understanding and insightful in her
questions (so as long as you don't mind
sharing and don't lie, you can talk
about yourself for hours and she'll
look genuinely interested to learn of
that girl Amy Whatshername who said
she'd go to Sadie Hawkins with you but
then you saw her kissing John Vortes in
back of the Science Room, or to gain
inside knowledge of your crushing
defeat in your bid to earn enough money
as a three year old for a Big Wheel so
you wouldn't have to wait for your
stingy parents or Santa to color up.);
She can bring home the bacon, fry it up
in a pan ... and I'll leave the rest to
her husband - which is another terrific
detail about Carlye - she's the best
thing to ever happen to one of my few
very good friends - and I'd count
myself blessed as well as completely
forgive the Bigwheel Incident if Santa
some day dropped off someone like her.
friday" i think i'd choose to be
carlye. but in america. nobody wraps
presents or paints a wall like carlye.
i'm so glad that she would have been
with me if i would have died from
having a kitchen counter crush me to
death. she would be my first call if i
got arrested. well, if they let me call
hong kong.