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You are under my spell. Instructions to follow.
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"My present job involves frequent calls to 911 for the police and paramedics. There are addicts and alcoholics active in..."
More about Jay
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Schools (Other):
A high level of comprehension and a library card - that is all anyone needs.
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Occupation:
Custom Protection Officer/Performer
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Affiliations:
Goddesses, Buddha, ChalandaMa, Charm City Kitty Club, The Baltimore Theatre Project, The radical Left, the Universe, a speck of dust
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Hobbies and Interests:
Comedian/Performer/Actor-performing regularly, Enlightenment, meeting new people, going to plays and live shows, theorizing, I spend a lot of time cleaning and fixing things/working on the house and I like it, learning, creating, working out, writing for a show, festivals, volunteering so that things are free, happening upon events and incidents along the way (being pleasantly surprised), BDSM, Metacognition. Just about anything can be fun when in good company.
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Favorite Books:
Autobiography of a Yogi by Paramahansa Yogananda, Books on Psychology, Self-Help, any and all religions, paths and cults, physics in an effort to better understand metaphysics, everything Metaphysical, brain/mind -neuroscience, Natural Healing esp. light, sound and color healing, energetic healing & cellular intelligence, holistic health, fun facts!, puzzle books when I'm at work or trying to sleep, (very, very little fiction) and My big thick and unabridged dictionary.
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Favorite Movies:
The Color Purple, Time Bandits, The Incredibly True Adventures of Two Girls In Love, stupid and clever comedies, martial arts movies, fantasy especially for kids, dramas of consequence, sci fi that doesn't pander to the masses, action that has hot girls, indies that don't try too hard, any gay and/or trans feel good movie with a happy gay ending (happy means that at least one gay character remains gay throughout the entire film and they don't die...if I hear that they die or sleep with the opposite sex at some point...I won't watch it), porn, no horror films but will watch anything with Parker Posey in it.
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Favorite Music:
Everything from these three...Natalie Merchant, Kate Bush, Metallica and countless others from ALL styles, genres, decades and continents on a song by song basis.
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Favorite TV Shows:
Strangers with Candy! (have the dvds even), anything with Amy Sedaris, the original Kung Fu, the original Addams Family, The Daily Show, Reno 911, Roseanne, The Family Guy, some shows on HGTV, stand up comedy, sketch comedy, boxing, X Games, Ultimate Fighting Championship and Noah's Arc (I can't believe it exists!) everything else gets or had a five minute attempt. The remote and I are inseparable.
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Zodiac Sign:
Leo
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About Me:
My present job involves frequent calls to 911 for the police and paramedics. There are addicts and alcoholics active in their addiction and folks fresh out of jail and breaking laws daily. Every now and then, the SWAT team or bounty hunters show up. There are regular arrests and bi-weekly deaths by natural causes. Homicides, stabbings, fights etc. It doesn't pay enough for me to commit but it is convenient, interesting and slightly dangerous. So, I like it.
What else-I will tell you what i don't do.....I don't eat meat, fish or seafood and I don't mind if you do but it's great if you don't. I don't drink alcohol or do drugs and I don't mind if you do but it's great if you are a friend of Bill's. I don't think anything is more beautiful than a strong, proud femme that loves bois, transmen and butches. I LOVE FEMMES!! Especially fat femmes! Especially fat femmes of color! But I love you all! I LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE FEMMES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ALL FEMMES! All girls. All the time. I don't mind if you label me. I never pass up the opportunity to pay a compliment. I don't take the compliments I receive for granted and I don't forget them. I don't get up early unless it is absolutely necessary (like for sex). I don't 'go without sleep'. I don't miss meals because I 'forgot' to eat. I don't spend money frivolously. I don't do things out of obligation. I don't need to know you to hug you and mean it. I don't let dust linger. I don't stay angry long (dust in your aura). I am really proud of the lgbt community. After 20 years-I am still excited to see us at Pride. I don't pass up an opportunity to tell people to drink more water and that soda is evil. DRINK MORE WATER! SODA IS EVIL! I don't flaunt or even mention my superiority
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Who I Want to Meet:
you. I want to meet you. YOU! Yes, Definitely you! YOU! Yes, you. Look at you! You are amazing. Absolutely amazing.
People with big, used, hot, sweaty and engorged brains.
People who want their audience wowed by a multi-racial butch//transguy doing an original comedic monologue, poety, stand-up or being an actor in your script...You let me know.
Leos and the people who love us.
Spiritual folk.
Single FEMMES.
Yes. I'm single. Tell two friends. Receive a gift basket.
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Please call me! I miss your sweet face...
And look at my photos!
Professional freelance photographer.
Document events in and around the DC GBLT community, Gay and Straight SMBD scene, Drag Kings, Drag Queens, Leather Dykes, Leather Daddies, Burlesque dancers...
Shows:
"Evocative Illusions" at Soho Coffee and Tea DC and "Is it a Girl or a Boy?"
Warehouse Gallery Downtown DC.
Here are some more links to my photos....
Jessie Uniform Girl
Jessie, last years IMWL05 winner.
http://www.shutterfly.com/pro/kingkalendar/JessieP layhouse
Key: JHUniform
041219 APEX Holiday
DC Kings perform their Holiday show.
http://www.shutterfly.com/pro/kingkalendar/041219A PEXHoliday
Key: DCKHoliday
http://www.shutterfly.com/pro/kingkalendar/041011K RP
Key: KRP
http://www.shutterfly.com/pro/kingkalendar/BackToS chool
Key: BTS
MAL Boot Black competiton at the Washington Plaza Hotel, Washington DC.
http://www.shutterfly.com/pro/kingkalendar/MAL
MAL04BB
you are so freakin funny. Thanks for making me laugh till it hurts; you're a gem.
brainstormer, a deep thinker, a charming
gentleman, a real renaissance guy. Jay is
one of the ONLY people I can call an
unconditional friend, someone I can't
overwhelm or freak out, someone
who "gets me" and understands the
importance of the "getting." I was a host at
his wedding (to the beautiful and talented
Julie) and felt truly honored to be a part of
that milestone day. Anyone who is
connected to Jay should rejoice! :O)
about Jay that is even going to sound
believable. I run the risk of sounding like
a devotee. Is Jay a guru? No. Jay is a
very unique person, however -- and a
friend who has stayed in my life thru
thick and thin for more than ten years.
I'm just going to try some stream of
consciousness, random descriptions of
this fabulous individual. Jay is: funny
and witty on a consistent basis, side-
splittingly so. Jay is: an artist. A very
very smart artist, whose medium is
poetry.
Jay is: thoughtful and consistent and
kind.
Jay is one of a kind -- I am so glad to be
friends with him -- I guess I AM a
devotee! Well, it's well deserved. You
may think I exaggerate, but I do not.
When you are with Jay there is no need
for a tv or for entertainment of any kind.
It's not that he is trying to entertain, it's
that he's just that interesting. It's
endless. Jay is a whole world, and it's a
great place to be.