Jay Brooks

A high level of comprehension and a library card - that is all anyone needs.

Custom Protection Officer/Performer

Goddesses, Buddha, ChalandaMa, Charm City Kitty Club, The Baltimore Theatre Project, The radical Left, the Universe, a speck of dust

Comedian/Performer/Actor-performing regularly, Enlightenment, meeting new people, going to plays and live shows, theorizing, I spend a lot of time cleaning and fixing things/working on the house and I like it, learning, creating, working out, writing for a show, festivals, volunteering so that things are free, happening upon events and incidents along the way (being pleasantly surprised), BDSM, Metacognition. Just about anything can be fun when in good company.

Autobiography of a Yogi by Paramahansa Yogananda, Books on Psychology, Self-Help, any and all religions, paths and cults, physics in an effort to better understand metaphysics, everything Metaphysical, brain/mind -neuroscience, Natural Healing esp. light, sound and color healing, energetic healing & cellular intelligence, holistic health, fun facts!, puzzle books when I'm at work or trying to sleep, (very, very little fiction) and My big thick and unabridged dictionary.

The Color Purple, Time Bandits, The Incredibly True Adventures of Two Girls In Love, stupid and clever comedies, martial arts movies, fantasy especially for kids, dramas of consequence, sci fi that doesn't pander to the masses, action that has hot girls, indies that don't try too hard, any gay and/or trans feel good movie with a happy gay ending (happy means that at least one gay character remains gay throughout the entire film and they don't die...if I hear that they die or sleep with the opposite sex at some point...I won't watch it), porn, no horror films but will watch anything with Parker Posey in it.

Everything from these three...Natalie Merchant, Kate Bush, Metallica and countless others from ALL styles, genres, decades and continents on a song by song basis.

Strangers with Candy! (have the dvds even), anything with Amy Sedaris, the original Kung Fu, the original Addams Family, The Daily Show, Reno 911, Roseanne, The Family Guy, some shows on HGTV, stand up comedy, sketch comedy, boxing, X Games, Ultimate Fighting Championship and Noah's Arc (I can't believe it exists!) everything else gets or had a five minute attempt. The remote and I are inseparable.

Leo

My present job involves frequent calls to 911 for the police and paramedics. There are addicts and alcoholics active in their addiction and folks fresh out of jail and breaking laws daily. Every now and then, the SWAT team or bounty hunters show up. There are regular arrests and bi-weekly deaths by natural causes. Homicides, stabbings, fights etc. It doesn't pay enough for me to commit but it is convenient, interesting and slightly dangerous. So, I like it.

What else-I will tell you what i don't do.....I don't eat meat, fish or seafood and I don't mind if you do but it's great if you don't. I don't drink alcohol or do drugs and I don't mind if you do but it's great if you are a friend of Bill's. I don't think anything is more beautiful than a strong, proud femme that loves bois, transmen and butches. I LOVE FEMMES!! Especially fat femmes! Especially fat femmes of color! But I love you all! I LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE FEMMES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ALL FEMMES! All girls. All the time. I don't mind if you label me. I never pass up the opportunity to pay a compliment. I don't take the compliments I receive for granted and I don't forget them. I don't get up early unless it is absolutely necessary (like for sex). I don't 'go without sleep'. I don't miss meals because I 'forgot' to eat. I don't spend money frivolously. I don't do things out of obligation. I don't need to know you to hug you and mean it. I don't let dust linger. I don't stay angry long (dust in your aura). I am really proud of the lgbt community. After 20 years-I am still excited to see us at Pride. I don't pass up an opportunity to tell people to drink more water and that soda is evil. DRINK MORE WATER! SODA IS EVIL! I don't flaunt or even mention my superiority

you. I want to meet you. YOU! Yes, Definitely you! YOU! Yes, you. Look at you! You are amazing. Absolutely amazing.

People with big, used, hot, sweaty and engorged brains.

People who want their audience wowed by a multi-racial butch//transguy doing an original comedic monologue, poety, stand-up or being an actor in your script...You let me know.

Leos and the people who love us.

Spiritual folk.

Single FEMMES.

Yes. I'm single. Tell two friends. Receive a gift basket.