• Lorena Torres

      "And I am a writer, writer of fictions I am the heart that you call home And I've written pages upon pages Trying to rid..."

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      • Occupation:

        full time bean,

      • Hobbies and Interests:

        giraffes. saldy.

      • Favorite Books:

        stacks.

      • Favorite Movies:

        tons.

      • Favorite Music:

        heaps.

      • Favorite TV Shows:

        loads.

      • Zodiac Sign:

        Pisces

      • About Me:

        And I am a writer, writer of fictions
        I am the heart that you call home
        And I've written pages upon pages
        Trying to rid you from my bones

      • Who I Want to Meet:

        someone who can make it go away.

        NOT someone you will eventually end up dating.

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      • Andres
      • Posted
      • Happy Birthday gordies.
      • Steven
      • Posted
      • lorena, you a goddamn lie. you lied
        about what rick said about when we
        was up at universoul circus because
        no, i didn't get nachos, it was hot
        dogs, so now. and when i'm getting
        my gauchos back? those satin ones
        i borrowed you? you a lie. you a lie.
        gauchos and lies and nachos.

        i got a new top and a new outfit and
        some jellies and i guarantee you
        they won't be up in your closet with
        them skeletons and plus your
        forehead smells a lot like moths.
        and bologna.

        all of my love,

        glenn (the first 'n' is silent)
      • Jessica
      • Posted
      • Did I mention how creepy your current
        picture is? I don't like it. It makes
        me want to make out with a puppet. And
        that's wrong, right? It's not natural
        to have these feelings, right? Oh man.
      • Jessica
      • Posted
      • I love the Lorena. I am stealing her
        idea and going to pitch to NBC
        the "Bruce McColloch as a Vending
        Machine" show. There will be guest
        stars.....and Lorena and I will try to
        fuck the vending machines when Alex P.
        Keaton and Michael Ian Black are in
        giant metal boxes. I'm not ashamed
        that I cary this woman's pubes around
        in my purse with me everywhere I go.
      • Kevin
      • Posted
      • Las jirafas son el diablo. Por eso
        nosotros los adoramos. VIVA LAS
        JIRAFAS!
      • Paul
      • Posted
      • lorena is basically the coolest person
        alive. i mean, basically. it depends
        really on what side of the fence you're
        on concerning cockfighting... but I
        mean, if you're pro-cockfight, you're
        pro-lorena. basically the coolest.
      • Dent
      • Posted
      • she gives good head. umm, yeah that's about
        it.
      • Jessica
      • Posted
      • Look at Lorena. For God's sake just
        LOOK AT HER!!!!!!! How can you not
        love her??? Her interests are giraffes
        and porn(maybe even giraffe porn). Is
        there anything COOLER? I mean, it just
        makes you want to wear a big giant
        belt buckle, talk econ like Alex P
        Keaton, and take her to a Coney Island
        freak show!
      • Anthony
      • Posted
      • Understands that cubans are da bomb, my
        mom loves feeding her and she laughs at
        my dirty jokes. I love her
      • Steven
      • Posted
      • lorena had tooken me shopping up
        at j. chuckles and i had got some
        new slacks. i heard lorena got a pet.
        she got barnacles for teeth though.
        one love due to the simple fact.
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