Geoff Foster

I went to Oxford and the Sorbonne, but my safety was Harvard

being kickass

once a week, me and three hobos stand around a garbage can fire, does that count?

editing this profile, embellishing stories, delaying the inevitable, eating cheesehamburgers, talking about the weather, talking about not-talking about the weather, debating the best vitamin-water flavors

Been Down So Long it Looks like Up From Here, Shogun, Ginger Man, God Bless You Mr. Rosewater, Cryptonomicon, Lonesome Dove, Continental Drift, Portnoy's Complaint, Catch-22, Infinite Jest, Death in the Afternoon

taking of pelham one two three, bottle rocket, animalympics, once upon a time in the west, badlands, safe men, all the police academys (except 5, city under siege, that just plain sucked)

talking heads, primus, interpol, libertines, arcade fire, pixies, neutral milk hotel, postal service, pearl jam, beck, tom waits

conan, deadwood, jeopardy, three's company

Scorpio

borderline alcoholic

i want to meet Keith Hernandez