• Glen Aspeslagh

      "I am radically uncool."

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      • Adam
      • Posted
      • G's up, hoe's down.

        Pimpin in the city of Somerville. Keepin the ladies in line with an iron fist!!!
      • Kalki Maitreya
      • Posted
      • Making the World a safer place to live in...26 years and counting.
      • Tiff
      • Posted
      • What can ye say bout someone you've known
        since pre-school... Coming from such a snobby
        arsed town, Glen was one of the rare nice kids to
        play with at recess who i wasnt traumatized by....
        I dont think I got to the same page as him tho until
        high school, where i gained mad respect for him
        and his brother's invention of the Ken and Glen
        Show. They totally monopolized the school's
        resources and produced this hilarious candid tv
        show for local cable. It was pretty radical for it's
        time in a way. And I was on it a couple times,
        giving these cheesy cool kid concert reviews.
        Where da bootlegs at so i can blackmail myself?
      • Kalki Maitreya
      • Posted
      • Yeah after payin me in the latest
        Techno-gadgets he has in his arsenal,
        I am fully equipped to deal with any
        situation that may arise in the coming
        months, Thanks to Glen The world will
        never know how close Humberto Sandoval
        came close to launching several ICBM's
        towards the EastCoast of North
        America. Wait a second..the World
        Doesn't even know about Humberto
        Sandoval...All thanks to the Financal
        Backing of Glen A. THANKS GLEN FOR
        MAKING THE WORLD A SAFER PLACE. YAY!!!
      • Joseph
      • Posted
      • Glen is terrific. For four years I
        had more fun with him and his brother
        than anyone else. College weekends
        wouldn't begin till they got up. It
        was an infection. The sleepiness
        around their house tamed vicious
        dogs. I would have been miserable
        without them.
      • Hillary
      • Posted
      • As a child I remember Glen inventing
        things in his basement...like alarm
        systems and mini robots. He collected
        Mica too! I thought he was so cool...
        Then one day he threw acorns at me as I
        walked down the street in our
        neighborhood and I cried. He hasn't
        been cool since.
      • Adam
      • Posted
      • Glen is the only person (Besides
        Chris) that blew more stuff up in his
        backyard growing up than the unabomber
        ever did!!! Good thing his house had
        vinyl siding, because I can't count
        how many times we launched flaming
        missiles into the side of that house!
      • Breton
      • Posted
      • Glen is a business dynamo. In the
        fourth grade Glen and doppelganger Ken
        monopolized the local mineral and gem
        industry and, in latest years, branched
        out into the entertainment industry and
        computers. His tourmaline acquiring
        skills, as well as micah and other
        various minerals, remains legendary.
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