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"My name is Alan. Some call me by different nicknames, the most popular ones currently being "Vampire", "Sizzler" (or..."
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Schools (Other):
Georgetown Prep, the Oxford Media School and the Fordham Universe
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Occupation:
dork/smart-ass/professional adventurer!
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Affiliations:
Comic book historian, amatuer editor/film maker, would-be writer, tattoo design guy, member of the official "LPG Urban Family"
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Hobbies and Interests:
reading, film, comics, crime, sketching, history, improv, sarcasm
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Favorite Books:
Dragonlance books by Weiss and Hickman; Jumper by Gould; The Sandman series by Gaiman; Preacher series by Ennis; Planetary series by Ellis. Anything with Sherlock Holmes or Dracula
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Favorite Movies:
Batman Begins; The Boondock Saints; A Fistfull of Dollars; Almost Famous; Tombstone; Dark City; Ghostbusters; BATMAN: Mask of the Phantasm; BATMAN BEYOND: Return of the Joker (director's cut!); Nightmare Before X-Mas; Highlander (Director's Cut!); Pump Up The Volume; Big Lebowski; X2; The Crow; Angels In America; Stalag 17
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Favorite Music:
Dispatch, The Rat Pack, Better Than Ezra, Red Hot Chilli Peppers, Green Day, U2, Eminem, Live, Johann Sebastian Bach and an eclectic mix of others.
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Favorite TV Shows:
Cheers; Dr. Who; AquaTeenHungerForce; The Simpsons; Dead Like Me; South Park; Family Guy; Homicide; Brimstone; Darkwing Duck; Kim Possible
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About Me:
My name is Alan. Some call me by different nicknames, the most popular ones currently being "Vampire", "Sizzler" (or "Sizz"), "Captain", "Dr. Kistler" and "Alan 1.0", though most everyone just calls me weird. I read/write comics and sci-fi/fantasy stories. I love stories in any form. I love film and theatre. I don't think people who disagree with me are neccessarily wrong. I don't think you have to be gay to know how to dress well. I think women should have curves rather than be anoxeric. I think it shouldn't be considered "odd" to want to be helpful/diplomatic/courteous towards others (unless that other person's a real dick). I love music. I want to rule the world, but have no one know it's me pulling the strings. I have a weakness for coca cola, JD, chocolate milk shakes, and certain girls with pretty smiles. And I intend to travel in time one day. You can check out my stuff by googling the phrase "Alan Kistler's List" and clicking the first hit or checking out www.MonitorDuty.com.
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Who I Want to Meet:
Anyone who can make me laugh, make me think, make me ponder opinions I had before, and who can understand what I'm talking about. Or aliens. Aliens would be cool to meet. The friendly we-want-to-share-knowledge-and-give-you-super-powers kind, not the we're-gonna-put-eggs-in-your-chest kind. Sorcerers would be cool too. They could teach me spells. Or a Green Lantern so I could take his ring. Or a time traveller so he/she could tell me certain secrets and I could borrow their time machine for some special trips. First stop, England 1969 for the rooftop concert. I'll be quiet now.
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Surfer. He surveyed the scene - he
surveyed my pants. Prospects high, he
dashed forth, a swerving menace. I
found myself brutally slain to the
music of Tchaikovsky (or Tupac - both
uniquely spelled, both rigidly
Communist). A madcap adventure occurs
in the world of Alan "Sizzler"
Kistler.. some of it quick and hurried,
some of it in the dreaded slow-motion
sequence. Basically, here's what I want
to say about Alan. I must warn you that
it is completely driven by my position
as a man in a woman's world. First,
Alan is against many of my assertions.
Second, he is ready to do battle!
Third, he lives in a reality that may
be solipsistic, or it may be completely
Communist. The point is, everything up
till now has been a lie. The truth is,
Alan can fly - away - and probably
will. The truth is, if you've gotta
have false alternatives, one is Alan,
and the other is a rock and a hard
place.
that jumps into my mind is who else can
wear ANY hat and look damn sexy. And
come to think of it who looks as good
in lavender pants too! DAMN I'm lucky
to be friends with Alan. On top of
that he's the most caring honest guy I
know who is at my side through thick
and thin. I can't wait to move to NYC
and be one of your groupies again! Love
ya!
you in your $7 LILAC pants, out of my
head!!! And everyone should know Alan
gives great hugs ... and ALWAYS knows
how to get my to think twice and make
me smile ... Alan aka SiZZler U rock
in ur own unique way ... X0X0
therapist; my super-evil villan
therapist!!! Luckily his weird sleeping
habits match mine so he's always
available to give me good advice or to
listen to me whine. He's an excellent
friend, always trying to help or cheer
you up with a Frank Sinatra
serenade : ) Like he always
quotes, "When life gives you lemons,
you clone them and make SUPER lemons!!"
(I think that's right lol)
already have a brother, but Alan would
be my younger bro, and so much cooler
than my real one. The Sizz is my best
friend, always looking out for me and
never failing to be there when I need
him. Not to mention that he is
probably the most entertaining person
I know. If you want a strange story,
go to Alan and I promise you, you'll
get a good deal. :) I love you babe,
thanks for being you.