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"I am the goddess of chaos.
Eris is my greek name. The romans called me Discordia. I am written about in great length in..."
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Schools (Other):
School of Hard Knocks
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Occupation:
Goddess
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Affiliations:
Fnord!, Easy Bake Coven, Paratheo-Anametamystikhood of Eris Esoteric (POEE), The Bavarian Illuminati, Legion of Dynamic Discord, Church of Sub-Genius, The Womens Libation Group, The Citizens for a Proper Government Spanking, Your Mom, etc.
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Hobbies and Interests:
eating chocolate, pooping chocolate, making chocolate, protesting chocolate, sculpting chocolate, caressing chocolate, violating chocolate, listening to chocolate, regurgitating chocolate, hiding chocolate, finding chocolate, fucking chocolate, replacing the word chocolate with other nouns and the occassional adverb...
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Favorite Books:
Principia Discordia, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Universe, Behind The Stove, Operations Manual, Illuminatus Trilogy, The Honest Book of Truth, Church of Sub-Genius literature, Undoing Yourself, Cosmic Triggers 1-infinity, The Dictionary, Encyclopedia Britannica vol. 13, The White Album lyrics
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Favorite Movies:
Fight Club, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, Rocky Horror Picture Show, The Commitments, Pee Wee's Big Adventure, Muppets Take Manhattan
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Favorite Music:
all music
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Favorite TV Shows:
Simpsons, Family Guy, Space Ghost, Sea Lab, Simpsons....
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About Me:
I am the goddess of chaos.
Eris is my greek name. The romans called me Discordia. I am written about in great length in the Principia Discordia, which is a book I revealed to a couple of guys in the late fifties. The hippies liked it and rumored that Nixon wrote it on an acid trip. In reality, one of the guys was involved in the JFK Conspiracy.
I like to dress up like other gods and see what happens.
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Who I Want to Meet:
everyone
first name: Eris
last name: Discordia
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May all your wishes comes true....
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May the force be with you...
the land like Kain, except for not
knowing any martial arts and the herd of
cows. Eris took human form and asked
me to perform depraved sexual acts on
her. Being of good Christian stock, I
agreed to. We did wild and illegal things
but never could I please her. On the fifth
day I collapsed from exhaustion. Eris
became so angry at me she sentenced
me to an eternal prison. She said you
will now know how I have felt for the past
five days and when ever anyone feels
that way from now on you will have to be
with them. She named me Boredom and
sent me off into the world. I'm sorry Eris
please turn me back into a cow herd. Its
boring being boredom
No one may go to the mother but
through her. Because she is also the
mother. Goddess in three persons,
blessed trinity. Its complicated really.
You just have to have faith. Stop asking
so many questions already and just
believe. Hail Eris.
always on the guest list , in the
*inner sanctum* at da club , and has a
seat reserved for her at every rehearsal
dinner. Discordia coming back in 2005
before have I witnessed so much
pancake consumption in one
veiwing of a pancake eating
session. But, I tell you, I would
watch it again.