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"Baptize myself in your blood to forgive your debt to man.
The rest is between you and God."
More about Matt Orphan
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Occupation:
Hot Shot
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Hobbies and Interests:
Beards, Bullets, Booze, Babes, Barbeques
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Favorite Books:
The George Foreman Grill User's Guide
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Favorite Movies:
Dolemite, Stoned Age, ...I like to watch war movies and make a fort out of the couch cushions and sit in it with my guns. It really adds an element of realism to the experience.
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Favorite Music:
What do you mean you don't like chest hair? Danzig's got chest hair.
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Favorite TV Shows:
VH1 Classic, Simpsons, The Fighting Foodons
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About Me:
Baptize myself in your blood to forgive your debt to man.
The rest is between you and God.
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Who I Want to Meet:
8/14/03 - As I was leaving work today, I realized that
there were
only 4 things in the trunk of my car. My smelly, ripped
clothes that I wore in jail last October, a half empty
bottle of whiskey, a bunch of Dr. Seuss books and a gun.
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of the world? Arr!
mastermind behind Titty Fest 2003.
Thanks to you many young men feasted
their eyes on nothing but bare skin and
perky breasts. If it wasn't for Marcy
and Stephanie, god knows what other
themes you would prepare... but then
again, that could pose as another
reason why the countertops are always
so sticky...(hmmm)
67% of all statistics are made up on
the spot?
i had fun sittin on the floor with ya
at the party and people watching :)
charming. i will never be as cool as him
unless i pick up some guns right quick.
other hand are some nachos yesterday
me billy and mark went and saw kill
bill and billy farted really loud and
the people infront of us got up and
moved i was laughing really loud we
owned the theater..
persuasion. Don't get jealous.