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"Used to be a social worker, but now I am an actor. This sounds like a crappy thing to do to all of those people I used to..."
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More About Jeff
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College/University:
Texas Lutheran University, Attended 1995 - 1998, Class of 1998, Other, Theatre and Theology
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Occupation:
Actor
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Affiliations:
www.hillertime.com
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Hobbies and Interests:
Film, Stage, Comedy, Improv, sketch, celebrity watching, skin care regiments, making toast, combing my hair 100 times a night per side, the art of conversation, fart jokes
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Favorite Books:
Flesh and Blood (Michael Cunningham), Comfort and Joy, A Personal History (Katharine Graham), Ridiculous: The Life of Charles Ludlam, Blink, Agusten Burroughs, David Sedaris
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Favorite Movies:
Hedwig and the Angry Inch, Six Degrees of Seperation, All About Eve, All About My Mother, Female Trouble, Rashoman, Wet Hot American Summer
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Favorite Music:
Rufus Wainwright, Nanci Griffith, Patty Griffin, Nick Drake, Showtunes, Elton John (pre-cheesy), Beyonce (oh yes... Beyonce)
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Favorite TV Shows:
Arrested Development, Family Guy, America's Next Top Model, The Simpsons, SNL, The Gilmore Girls (sounds lame? yes. Is lame? No.), 30 Rock, The Office, Earl.
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Zodiac Sign:
Sagittarius
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About Me:
Used to be a social worker, but now I am an actor. This sounds like a crappy thing to do to all of those people I used to help, but I swear, in reality this is right for the world. Plus, now all my actor friends finally have a person that listens to the problems of their lives.
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Who I Want to Meet:
Oh, Oprah. Totally Oprah.
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Testimonials and Comments for Jeff
I hope you're great!
LOVED you in AMEX. NEVER ENDING HYSTERICS.
of anyone in the history of Friendster.
Anytime I need a chuckle, I go onto
Jeff's profile and I laugh my ass off at his
many different ridiculous pictures and
realize just how smart and funny a guy
that Jeff Hiller is.... and also just how
pathetic and sad I am for checking his
profile as often as I do. But I know Jeff
will not judge me for it. Because he's an
understanding guy.
We used to work out together at the Southern
Region Sweat center where Clarence pulled a
muscle. I came to his rescue and discovered
he had a poisonous dart shoved in his
anterior. I had to suck it out to save his life.
It was really something. People are still talking
about it. It was in all the Southern Region
papers. I swear. Since then Clarence has been
my best friend. That year he took me to the
Sukalot family Christmas dinner. The whole
Sukalot lot is a barrel of bananas. That's why
Clarence is who he is today. And that's why I
married him. Who else but my very own
Sukalot can make me grin from one lip to the
other.
young, he seems to have lived many lives - just
ask him about Denver, for Christ's sake. He and I
are writing and performing partners and believe
me, he ALWAYS delivers. I just wish he weren't so
racist.
right funny ha-ha....Dude, might be the
funniest person I know. If I were a
gay man and he were Jewish...
hilarious, and he'll go to Thanksgiving
with you at a strangers house because
you ask him...and he'll even carry the
praline topped sweet potatoes for you!
Oh, and he knows how to rock the cock,
if you know what I'm saying.
meet them you think "they will be mine, oh
yes, they will be mine" because all you want to
be is their best friend, and you pretend to be
all cool and casual but really you are keeping a
running count in your palm pilot of how many
times they look at you when you are looking at
them, also the exact duration of any eye
contact that is sustained, also a record of the
drinks they drink. I forgot my point.
Jeff is a great guy. I am not obsessed with him
in the least. Call me, Jeff. PLEASE. CALL. ME.
impulsiveness and self-trust.