Toe Up Blevins

Wally is my hero

"I have been known to get real ignorant from time to time."

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Schools (Other):
UMASS: Amherst
Occupation:
paralegal by day, bartender by night
Affiliations:
Koreans, Hebrews, Missourians, Art Hags, Heiresses
Hobbies and Interests:
speed reading, clowning, AZN network, jetsetting, making the music, staring into the night, frippertronics
Favorite Books:
My Potato Bread Has Soured by Ken Nichols, Dead Letter Novice by Mark Walters, Cunt of The Sorceress by Ian Iles
Favorite Movies:
Sympathy for Mr. Vengeance, Over The Edge, Throwin' Forties At The Moon, Tom Jones, Oldboy, 3 Extremes, The Holy Mountain, Dirty Work, Amputee Set, The Bitter Tears of Petra Von Kant, The Moderns, Total Recall, Last Hurrah For Chivalry, Prodigal Son, [Anything Simon, Slater, or Gabe pick out]
Favorite Music:
Warhammer 48K
Favorite TV Shows:
Next!
Zodiac Sign:
Leo
About Me:
I have been known to get real ignorant from time to time.
Who I Want to Meet:
Bethany McLean,
Renee Soutendijk, Jim Rome, Bruce Bruce, Jim Madigan, Sumi Chang,
Ron & Russell Mael, Paris Hilton (but not for the obvious reasons), Jessica Hopper 2023, Chan Wook Park, Ray Washam, Marie Helene Carleton

Someone who can remove my foot from my mouth! Hurry!

Jaret
Posted
Tom once, upon loosing a bet Jesus, had to see how many times he could politely use the term "...fuck the shit out of..." throughout a dinner party at his girlfriend's parents house on Christmas Eve.
Give me a call sometime, Penis.

Jaret
Posted
When Tom first told me his tale of wizards and unicorns, I was like, "Shit, this guy is a freak". But then I saw them. Beautiful and pure. Galloping with a magical grace that only a true level 4 mage can possibly comprehend. Too bad he turned into such a fucking half-orc. Out of the dungeon and into the dragon, so to speak.

erick
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tom is awesome, tom is cool, tom is uncomfortable arround the mentally challenged, especially while dining at denny's,his love of alf is tops,he has been known to vanish at times for midnight swims in lake michigan only to make us worry,he does not believe in clean socks,nor should he, that would take away all of his magic powers,ie;flying,x ray vision,and the ability to break one's spirit in the time it takes to make a milkshake, he enjoys the failure of others and the crying of young girls,oh the laughs we've shared at their expense,tom is truely a wonderful friend that i constantly worry about and search for,if he had a vagina i would touch it,he is my hero.

Simone
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Tom can walk for a long time while drunk
and listen for a long time while sober.
An excellent combination of qualities.