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Monolith Black
you bitches and hos don't like me? bite my shiny hard, dark, impervious-to-electromagnetic-radiation ASS 10/06/2009
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Interested In:
Relationship Men and Women
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Member Since:
May 2003
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Hometown:
what?
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Company:
yes.
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Monolith's URL:
http://profiles.friendster.com/164168
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Other education:
Note to SELF: emphasize pledge of allegiance more
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Occupation:
MASTER OF ALL
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Affiliations:
ALL (of which I am MASTER)
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What I enjoy doing:
Dominion and Control, Worshipers, MINIONS, unifying principles, Modern Design (Mondrian, Le Corbusier etc), the Final Battle at the end of the UNIVERSE against OBELISK my arch-nemesis.....(find his FRIENDSTER picture in my DECK OF CARDS)
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Favorite Books:
jonathan livingston SEAGUL, Tony Robbins YOUR PERSONAL POWER
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Favorite Movies:
Empire Strikes Back, IBM e-servers :30sec spot
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Favorite Music:
Also Sprach Zarathustra, CLOSE TO YOU by the carpenters, The BATTLE HYMN of the REPUBLIC, old school GREGORIAN CHANT none of the new shit, the shrill SCREAMS of my ENEMIES, L.Cohen, 70's progressive ROCK, Monotonic Radio Emissions
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Favorite TV Shows:
around the clock WAR COVERAGE, Invader Zim
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Zodiac Sign:
Capricorn
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About Me:
ALL WILL BOW ... Dark and Rectangular. Cold. Powerful....In the first light of the prehistoric dawn on the second day, a tall, black, rectangular monolithic slab, with an eerie humming sound materializes in the midst of their den....fineprint: MONOLITH'S last name is black and any request for friendship will be viewed as a willingness to be assimilated into my ALL ENCOMPASSING SINGULARITY....also aol im: monolith2bow2 .......ask the MONOLITH for help with your problems, enemies , etc.
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Who I Want to Meet:
1 SUPERMODELS 2 FLYING MONKEYS 3 ABSTRACT ENTITIES,
4 High IQ ART-GEEKS....someone willing to SHIT TALK my
enemies (or me). WARNING: I prefer extremely powerful abstract
entities, but, in the end times, after the swirling galaxies and
10,000 things have bowed before my power, ALL WILL SERVE
ME
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Christmas Glitters
confused fella, but one day monolith and
i were hanging out down by the piss
pool and i was fumblin' around with
some monkey bones. Lithy says to
me: "what the shit is that smell?!"
I looked down and i realized i was
covered in monkey poo. so i started
scraping the monkey poo off with the
monkey bone. I started to get real
pissed at the whole situation, feeling
awfully stupid for not just assuming that
I could get poo on me hanging out that
close to the piss pool (and getting poo
on my jacket--100% cashmere!) so i
started hitting everything in sight with
my monkey bone. Monolith started
soothing me and calming me down with
high intensity subsonic waves sent
straight into my brain. then i lost my
gas, fell into the piss pool, and we had a
hell of a laugh. life's not so weird!
a big ape. Now I can make weapons
and spaceships and evil computers.
Thank you, monolith.
governer.
supreme inanimate object.
Also Sprach Zarathustra was my first favorite
song. I'm certain that had something to do
with associating the glory that is MONOLITH
with it.
ALL WILL BOW!
3- Flying Monkey (as in The Wizard of
OZ)
How would you describe your
relationship with MONOLITH:
2- Very LOYAL
How did you hear about MONOLITH?
From a woman behind me in the checkout
line at WAL-MART.
Do you have any preexisting CONTRACTS
with other ABSTRACT ENTITIES that might
interfere with your service?
I nursed at the teat of GIANT SQUID as
an infant. I see life through a veil
of BLACK INK.
Do you see yourself most useful as a
(check one)
6- Psy-Ops
What SPECIAL POWERS or ABILITIES do you
have that could be used at the FINAL
BATTLE?
I know how to make GNOCCHI. The simple
CARBOHYDRATES contained therein will
render the enemies BLOATED and
SLUGGISH, especially if they are
PREMENSTRUAL.
Who do you see as our BIGGEST THREAT?
Complacency (the enemy within). Too
many followers=>dilution of the ranks,
dissension, petty rivalry.
Any other COMMENTS or COMPLAINTS?
I love Monolith, but the heart is
fickle and I may from time to time seek
comfort in the suckered, welcoming arms
of GIANT SQUID, my MOTHER.
minions. he manipulates his people and
strikes fear into them. i shall soon
overtake his minions by hypnotizing
them with my furry feline love. NO ONE
CAN RESIST MY CHARMS. ALL WILL PET ME
AND STROKE ME. you cannot cuddle a
monolith. *sinister laughing*
human.