Christopher Saunders

University of Virginia, Attended 1995 - 1999, Class of 1999, Bachelor's Degree, History

writer, journalist, agent provocateur

Dining, drinking, writing, fashion, design, world domination

American Beauty, Apocalypse Now, Cool Hand Luke, Deliverance, Donnie Darko, Dr. Strangelove, Fight Club, Full Metal Jacket, Get Shorty, Kill Bill, Ocean's Eleven, Out of Sight, Pulp Fiction, Snatch, Transformers: The Movie, Zoolander

Queens of the Stone Age, Iggy Pop, The Doors, The Misfits, Yesterday's New Quintet, Black Sabbath, Blondie, The Pixies, Rocket From the Crypt

Aquarius

"...you are just this preening, superficial, self-absorbed user ... you think your [sic] too smart, good, witty, wise, mature, whatever, for anybody. ASSHOLE!!"

I like the kind of woman who goes trolling for men on sites like Friendster. She MUST to describe herself as "complex" or "deep," and use "OMG!" deftly and without a hint of irony. Extra points for a disingenuously good-looking Friendster photo, clothing that proclaims that she's a "Diva" or "Princess" -- preferably on her ass.

OK, you win. Here's my "I'll play along" answer: sly, sleek, darkly glamorous, and a hell of a lot smarter than me.