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Yes, my mic stand is a broomstick covered in tape
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"I'm a wannabe writer who gets paid to bother writers all day....
Here's some of my writing:
From McSweeneys..."
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More About Jared
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Schools:
Oceanside Shs, Attended 1995 - 1999, Class of 1999
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College/University:
University of Virginia, Attended 1999 - 2003, Class of 2003, Bachelor's Degree
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Occupation:
PR Flack
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Hobbies and Interests:
Knowing about stuff before you do
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Favorite Books:
We Wish to Inform You That Tomorrow...., Founding Brothers, Hey Nostradamus!, Assassination Vacation, Fear and Loathing on the '72 Campaign Trail, Moneyball, The Bad Guys Won, Naked Pictures of Famous People, Inherit the Wind
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Favorite Movies:
The Royal Tennenbaums, High Fidelity, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Wet Hot American Summer, Anchorman, Out of Sight, Reservoir Dogs, American Movie, Being John Malkovich
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Favorite Music:
The Get Up Kids, New Amsterdams, Death Cab for Cutie, Saves the Day, Ben Folds, Weezer, Counting Crows, Mae, Journey
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Favorite TV Shows:
The Office (especially the American one), Arrested Development, The Sopranos, The Daily Show, Any reality show where people get eliminated and then cry about it
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Zodiac Sign:
Gemini
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About Me:
I'm a wannabe writer who gets paid to bother writers all day....
Here's some of my writing:
From McSweeneys
From Yankee Pot Roast
From Feathertale
From Opium Magazine
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Who I Want to Meet:
Flavor Flav
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Testimonials and Comments for Jared
EVERYTHING in elementary school and we didn't even try. yeah, well, use that experience to prepare for the imminent redux. we might have to try a little bit more now though. might
testimonials.
love him and he loves me. Yup!
got one weakness. I'd tell you, but
then I'd have to kill you. (shhh...
it's chiptole)
open. he put a bandaid over it, sat
down, had a tall glass of pink lemonade,
and forgot about it...
testimonial (which I've since deleted)
and realized that it just wasn't funny.
And humor is really the point of a
testimonial, isn't it? I mean sure,
people are supposed to come away with a
new understanding of someone after
reading their friends' accounts of
them. But they're also supposed to
have a little chuckle. Especially for
a strapping lad like Jared. I could go
on and on about this guy for hours.
But I won't.
is controlled by the ident on his
ear...check it out
like me even though I have the
appearance of Isiah Thomas?" Later
that night, over a bowl of steamed
mussels with white wine, goat cheese,
and roasted red peppers, Jared assured
me that yes, she would.