Dating Women, Relationship with Women, Friends, Activity Partners

Aug 2003

boonies of GA and NC

Emory University

http://profiles.friendster.com/1658607

Berkmar High School, Georgia Tech, Carnegie Mellon

mad? scientist/corrupter of our youth

compassion, wandering (mostly aimlessly), staring intently at silver screens (often while listening to folks speaking in tongues), vegan cooking (not so much cooking vegans as cooking vegan), bullying around defenseless rubber balls with J-shaped sticks, laughing maniacally, doing perverse things to and with tofu, kids (even the ugly ones), devouring things with all my senses, geeking off

Life of Pi, Catch 22, Lord of the Rings + Silmarillion, Midnight's Children, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy series, The Catcher in the Rye, The Unbearable Lightness of Being, Dune series, Richard Dawkins's books, Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Mainenance...

too many: Star Warseses, The Prestige, The Fountain, Dogville, Manderlay, Spring Summer Fall Winter... Spring, Apu Triliogy, Fight Club, Being John Malkovich, Cinema Paradiso, The Graduate, Shawshank, Hudsucker Proxy, 12 Monkeys, Blade Runner, Lost in Translation, Mystery Men, Meet the Parents, Monster's Inc, City of Lost Children, Browning Version, To Live, Teen Kanya, Salaam Bombay, Women on the Verge of a Nervous Breakdown (Almodovar!), Coen Bros!, Woody Allen, ...

electronica, jazz, 80s, world (Brazilian/Japanese currently), classic rock, hard rock, industrial, folk, operatic, classical, video game music, and just about anything else. The Cure/Depeche Mode/New Order are fun for the whole family. Fresh favs: Weed Whackers, Gummed up Souls, Lunchmyth, Challenger O-ring, Affine Projection, and Romulus ream us (it's fun making up esoteric bands; try it some time)

Arrested Development, Firefly, Beauty and the Geek, The Simpsons (pre ~5th season), Battlestar Galactica, Seinfeld, The Office (both versions), Fraiser, The Cosby Show, Scrubs, Inside the Actor's Studio, Law and Order, X-Files, Food Network, NOVA, Beauty and the Geek, Deadwood

Oolon Colluphid, author of the trilogy of philosophical blockbusters: 'Where God Went Wrong', 'Some More of God's Greatest Mistakes', and 'Who is this God Person Anyway?'"

I also wouldn't mind meeting a prism that can help me distill the innate brilliance from the ambient white noise that most of us call life most of the time. Come to think of it, almost everyone I've met fits this bill.

Lastly, your mom, who's so stupid she tried to use substitution to find the definite integral of f(x)=x^2 over the interval 0 (yeah it's lame, but the real joke is that this was on yourmom.com).