Cornell University

What do you think?

Prestigious Ivy League University

Hotel Management, Crush Parties, Swimming in Gorges, Wine Tasting, Traysledding, Slope Day Festivities, Terrible Winters, Eating at Wegmans, Hanging out in the Plantations, Stressing out Students, Mama T's Pizza, Chillin' at Ruloff's, Acapella Concerts, Hot Truck, Mingling w/ the Townies, Getting Wasted at Maxie's

The Cornell Daily Sun, Images of Cornell, Cornell University 101

The Hangovers, Cayuga's Waiters, John Brown's Body, Steven Bard, Huey Lewis & The News (Huey being a Cornell alum and all), The Big Red Marching Band

Bill Nye the Science Guy, Real Time with Bill Maher, anything educational

Libra

I sit high above Cayuga's Waters and am definitely the BEST Ivy League school out there. I require my students to take swim tests to ensure they will not drown in the gorges. I force my students to trek miles to class in the snow and make the most of their pricey education. I play chimes from the clock tower periodically throughout the day. My mascot is the Big Red (Big Red what?). I have a diverse student body ranging from the typical upstate-NY hick to the geeky pocket-protector wearing engineer to your average greasy-haired Long Islander. I bring all these types of people together into one loving family because I am the greatest university in the world. I am Cornell.

I'm lonely from studying in the library for so long. I'd like to meet any Cornell student or alumnus who's looking for another friend...
First name: Cornell
Last name: University