Crackbaby

      "I am a real doll. I was left in the gutter at the flea market. Nobody wanted me. One of my eyes does not shut. Will..."

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      • Sammy
      • Posted
      • Crackbaby, or, "La Cracky Yapi-Yap" as she
        ees known in my native argentina, ees the
        most useless piece of crap ever to be made in
        a factory. Thees beech puts Andy Warhol's
        horror gender creation Holly Woodlawn to
        shame. And for dee record, no she cannot give
        a good blo job. I mean, da ho dont got no
        open mouth for Crissakes.
      • Jen
      • Posted
      • Crack baby-you're out of sight
      • Bobby
      • Posted
      • I met crackbaby at the DMV. I like her
        but she kinda smells like Funions and
        she doesnt understand the meaning
        of "Stop that Crackbaby, you're hurting
        me!!!" Sometimes I cant tell if she's
        talking to me because both of her eyes
        are wonky. But dont feel sorry for her.
        She's only limping for attention. In
        conclusion I would like to say one word
        to describe Crackbaby. Totally puts
        out.

        Thank you.
      • Keith
      • Posted
      • alert. crackbaby has been stolen from his
        rightful guardian and has been held hostage
        in a lesbian hell pit. her hair was butchered
        and she is now being forced to listen to ani
        difranco. please donate needed time and/
        or money to help us get her back. call 1-
        800-CRAK-BAC now!!!
      • Susan
      • Posted
      • To be honest, I was close-minded when I
        first met Crack-Baby. I thought she
        was strange looking, and I didn't like
        looking at her missing arm, or rather,
        the space where her arm should be.
        But, Crack-Baby, by her life's example,
        has changed my tune. Here is a baby
        who accepted her fate in life, and made
        ART out of it. We could all learn a
        thing or two from Crack-Baby. God bless
      • Kasey
      • Posted
      • I don't actually really like crackbaby.
        She asked to be my friendster. I only
        accepted because, well frankly I needed
        the extra friend to bump me up over
        Christa's friends.

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