• marni sussman

      the flowers of napa valley. i'm the one with the glasses.

      "i'm trying to unite my disparate groups of friends. i'm having limited success."

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      • Gregory
      • Posted
      • Another testimonial from the black guy. In my
        other, I mentioned how cool Marni is. Since I first
        was exposed to her in a more restricted and
        confined time. As I continue to know her, I find
        myself comparing her to one of those things that
        gets better with age. You know the ones - no, not
        wine. No, not cheese, though cheese is good.
        Something kind of like a joke from a common
        experience shared that gets more endearing the
        more its repeated. Well, something like that.
        Perhaps something more akin to the relief and
        giddiness you feel right after laughing so hard
        you cry and your stomach feels like it'll pull a sea
        cucumber maneuver on you and go shooting
        inside-out. It's been a good experience so far!
      • Mike
      • Posted
      • I usually fear clowns, Pisces, and my
        friend Alex's girlfriends. In Marni, all of
        these characteristics must cancel each
        other out, because she is one of the
        most delightful human beings I've met in
        my tenure in New York. She is funny,
        sweet, and has good taste, especially
        in stolen friends and aquaintances.
      • Joshua
      • Posted
      • Marni gave me one of those "Marni
        Sussman, Teenager" cards, as well. Of
        course, she was 21 at the time...
      • Guy
      • Posted
      • When I met Marni, she gave me her
        business card. It read: Marni
        Sussman, Teenager. In fact, her
        twentieth birthday occurred shortly
        thereafter making her investment
        moot. I think she was heartbroken;
        more for loss of accurate business
        cards than loss of youth.
      • Joshua
      • Posted
      • Marni and I shared an office together
        at Purchase (back when Adam would fire
        me on a daily basis). My mom used to
        call the office and talk to her
        instead of me, which was amusing for a
        while, but then just irritating, since
        she would send her money instead of
        me, also. The thing I love most about
        Marni is that she puts up with my
        flightiness about keeping in touch
        with her. For instance, I was
        supposed to e-mail her a few weeks ago
        about hanging out, and instead of
        doing that, I didn't. So I'm writing
        this testimonial as a way of asking
        for her forgiveness, or for the money
        my parents sent her that should have
        been mine.
      • Chico
      • Posted
      • i do not believe she has ever grabbed
        me by the tail, making marni one of my
        favorites.
      • Gregory
      • Posted
      • Who is this "Marni Sussman?" What does
        the "J" stand for? Marni is the sister
        who'd blow raspberries at you behind your
        parents' back. She is (as far as I know)
        a league leader in coulrophobe
        conversions. She dances the pony on the
        edge of corporate-sponsored survival and
        inevitable dream fulfillment. She is the
        crush-worthy girl next door and the
        swervy-curvy woman who flirts just enough
        to keep it a clean game. Intelligent,
        just the right amount of dorky, with it
        and out of it in the right proportions.
        She is also a pleasant hostess with a
        killer couch.
      • Alexander
      • Posted
      • I have yet to meet a person who has met
        Marni and not turned to me and
        said, "Marni is totally awesome." Well,
        there was one guy, but he was wrong.
        She's the hot-to-trot clown your mother
        warned you about, so watch out, fellas,
        Marni's on the prowl! Honk!
      • Jodi
      • Posted
      • she's not too shabby. or maybe she's
        just shabby enough, like shabby chic.
        who knows- with marni it's always a mystery.
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