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"Since moving back from LA, I've learned to love Chicago so much more. Scary! I finished school Special Effects Makeup and..."
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Schools:
New Trier Township H S Winnetka, Attended 1990 - 1994, Class of 1994
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Schools (Other):
Westmore Academy of Cosmetic Arts
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Occupation:
Makeup Artist and Master of Disguise
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Affiliations:
xanga.com/hipsterhomo
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Hobbies and Interests:
Video games, movies, gore, monster movies, dive bars, skiing, hiking, Transmetropolitan, mechanical bull riding, Howard Stern, The Simpsons, Killer Bunnies and the Quest for the Magic Carrot, board games
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Favorite Books:
Anything by Dennis Cooper, 'A Prayer for Owen Meany' by John Irving, 'Naked' by David Sedaris, Transmetropolitan, Neil Gaiman's Sandman Series, Harry Potter, Exquisite Corpse.
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Favorite Movies:
Anything campy and horror based. I love B-movies. Night of the Living Dead, Return of the Living Dead, Dawn of the Dead, Day of the Dead, Donny Darko, Drop Dead Gorgeous, I'm gonna git you sucka, Bubble Boy, X-men, Halloween, Goonies, Private Parts.
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Favorite Music:
The Pixies, Nina Simone, Radiohead, Jeff Buckley, Guns N Roses, Portishead, Public Enemy, Garbage, Chet Baker, Massive Attack, Luscious Jackson, 50's jazz, 70's rock, 80's pop and glam rock, 90's trip hop
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Favorite TV Shows:
Battlestar Galactica (New), Family Guy, The Simpsons, Beauty and the Geek.
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Zodiac Sign:
Scorpio
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About Me:
Since moving back from LA, I've learned to love Chicago so much more. Scary! I finished school Special Effects Makeup and I'm looking to create anyone who is pretty to pretty-damned-ugly
I'm a smart-ass. I can laugh at myself. Always sarcastic
and laughing. I laugh
at Howard Stern and George Carlin. I'm part midwestern
hospitality, part 'big city' street smarts, and one part
country mouse simplicity. I'm borderline down-to-Earth/high
maintanence. I'm willing to go that extra mile for a laugh
and a practical joke.
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Who I Want to Meet:
Someone with a good sense of humor. More or less
grounded. Sometimes a bit high maintainence, but not too
much. I'm not concerned with who's butch or who's femme.
Gender indentity is no concern to me if you have the right
personality. I like adventuring in the big city and hope
you do, too. If you can laugh at yourself, let me join
in. Cause I always say, "If you can't laugh at yourself,
you're not funny." The trick, trying to find a cool yin
for my fiery yang. (That was meant in an Eastern way, not
a sexual one. Well, it does sound kind of good for that,
too. Thank God my man is all of that!) In a relationship with such a great guy, (He's my best friend.) but it doesn't mean I can't be friends. (and I just mean friends! No F Buddies!)
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your Clinique compacts! Alex s comin'
to LA. Alex is a great guy and although
I've never actually seen his work I'm sure
he's immensly talented and will make a
big splash in the make-up biz here in
tinseltown. And I'm betting he doesn't
ven get botox or go on a low-carb diet
for at least 2 or 3 weeks!
and gonnorhea of LA...
she's gonna powder only the finest
noses of 90210 now and she'll forget all
about her Chi-town days and we'll never
see or hear from her again.
It makes me sad. We shared so many
things in common....the love of Lindsey
Buckingham, tacos and cocaine.
parking garages.
phone or friendster, you can easily
get his attention by paging him
anytime. His pager # can be found in
any local fag mag Classifieds Section;
his ad is entitled "Body Massage by
Alex - FULL Release!".
But we're still on for our Canadian
nuptuals, right???
years, so listen up: beneath the boyish-
yet-sinister good looks, undeniable
chic chic style, and mama's boy
wholesome goodness, you should know
that alex can be quite the little tart-
ass of a smart-ass!
watch out, boys--you want this alex!!
has the softest skin in Chicago. When
not making over the entire population
of Skokie, Alicia can usually be found
lip-syncing the entire Christina
Aguilera "Dirrty" song into a hairbrush
in front of his full length mirror.
Get your boys and make some noise,
Alicia.
Also, lil Ally is the center of the
entire Friendster universe.
hasn't already been noted? Alex is a
real ladies man. Every Thursday, he
can be found at T.G.I.Friday's drinkin
daquiris and pickin up a twice divorced
mother of two. If you sit still long
enough, Alex will do a make-over on you
that you won't believe! Soon, you'll
be getting calls from Aaron Spelling's
people and you'll be cast in a new Fox
drama with Tiffany-Amber Thiessen and
IT WILL ALL BE BECAUSE OF ALEX.
only solitary human being who, when I
make a reference to season 5 episode
18, knows the correct answer is Kelsey
Grammar. God bless him.