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Interested In:
Friends, Activity Partners
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Member Since:
Aug 2003
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Hometown:
Passaic, NJ
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Company:
Tom's of Maine
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Derik's URL:
http://profiles.friendster.com/yourmask
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Other education:
Were ok, when I got to stand up and point at motherfuckers and be like, "That shit happened in 1922- you got a receipt for that?!"
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Occupation:
Positive Dental Outlook
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Affiliations:
www.tomsofmaine.com
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What I enjoy doing:
Dance Floor Justice, drums (read: the hc punk action- tho looking for a Maiden cover band), vegan cooking, film, Simone, getting in some exercise, Curry Puffs at Brookside, Family, pre-christian symbology (and, no, I won't capitalize "christian")
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Favorite Books:
Love in the Time of Cholera, All Edward Gorey, Living My Life, Burn Collector, The Partly Cloudy Patriot, The Onion, The Stranger, Dead Meat, We Owe You Nothing, Fuck You Heroes, The Art and Science of Billboard Improvement
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Favorite Movies:
Say Anything, Metropolis, Guffman (all Christopher Guest action) Lebowski (& all Cohen bros), Amadeus, Spellbound (all Hitchcock), Bottle Rocket, Breathless, Amelie, Wet Hot American Summer, Office Space, Godfathers I&II, Cuckoos Nest
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Favorite Music:
COS, COC, DRI, Propagandhi, Capitalist Casualties, Toddus' non-practicing feminist thought, Billie, Ella, Otis, GangStarr, Can Ox/Aesop Rock/EL-P, Mos Def, Dalek, Maiden, Cro Mags, Samiam(1st LP), D4, Monk, The Scarlet Letter, CCT, Dag Nasty, Mad Parade, Malevolent Creation
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Favorite TV Shows:
Mr. Show, Fishing With John, The Daily Show, old SNL, Family Guy, Seinfeld, Simpsons, Sopranos, Will & Grace (um, hm- at least I admit it) but I don't watch TV anymore. Cable is just for guests, and Simone. She like Queer Eye...
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Zodiac Sign:
Libra
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About Me:
.5 I like my hardcore fast, my hip hop slow, my religion
dead (with a discernable redolence of urine eminating from
it's grave), and my broccoli bright green. You hear that,
Grandma Peggy?!
1. I was so f'n sad when Johnny Cash's wife died (cuz
their's was a beautiful and profound love story) and when
Jam Master Jay was killed (cuz I used to breakdance to them
and Eric B in '86, & "Goddamn that DJ made my day.")
2. Playing drums prevents me from beating up hippies in
public bathrooms.
3. Breaking The Edge Bar-B-Ques and potlucks are more
hardcore than any show.
4. I dig cooking and eating with kids I care about.
5. I still make mi tapes, & there ARE rules.
6. Carrot cake with vegan cream cheese frosting from
scratch.
7. I can attest that playing basketball in a small pool
with 4 heavily tattooed fat guys post 4-5 pina coladas can
be surreal. (read: I am in awe of Farag's ability to
process ideology... and blender drinks)
8.(or so-) I dress sharper than I used to, but I
still pull out that dickies shirt with the Deformed
Conscience backpatch and those shorts with the No
Comment&Ganx patches from like '94.
9. I've been in lots of 'ex-members of' bands, which
reminds me that I miss when old friends used to not try so
hard.
10. Shit-ass photography http://www.flickr.com/photos/jacquescousteaucouldnevagetthislowahhhhhh /
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Who I Want to Meet:
Emma Goldman and Alender Berkman (I'd settle for one-
they knew each other well enough to fill me in), Camus,
Simone's parents, Nicko Mc Brain, Dave Lombardo,
Fred Rogers, C. Walken, anyone who can tell me why my
plants keep dying (is it the death metal?) the founder of
Hot Topic (so'z I can punch
him/her dead in his/her shit.)
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I say that I believe
I say just a few words
And now that I'm exposed
I look out at you to reach out to
But your heart is kept closed
Hide behind laughter
And a smart-assed sneer
Cover yourself from what you see,
What you see and hear
No, you can't believe
That means you'd take a chance
To reach out
There are small things that we can do
Every single day
To make ourselves heroes
In our own little way
he's not. I know this because he told me.
(Then again, I couldn't really understand
him because my dick was in his mouth.)
But seriously...one time I was stumbling
down the street looking like a homeless
man because I hadn't shaved and I had
no place to go when Derik drove by
(which was weird since we lived really
far apart at that time) and he rescued
me and took me to a healthfood store.
He gave me free soap and shampoo,
but I guess you had to be there.
hate me for my bad English. But he do
love me for my schweet Schwinglish....
Monsieur Derrik is misched for his
much maligned mischieviousness.
oi! band. Wait, that was you in Those
Unknown, right? I was drunk...