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"It's February 2005, so there's nothing hotter than signing up for Friendster. Figured I'd try to get in on this trend at..."
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More About Sam
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Schools (Other):
Beachwood High School, Northwestern University
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College/University:
Northwestern University, Attended 1997 - 2001, Class of 2001, Bachelor's Degree, Journalism
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Occupation:
Stand-up comedian, comedy writer
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Affiliations:
I got a sweet ass website -- www.samgreenspan.com
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Hobbies and Interests:
Dance Dance Revolution, racquetball, reading sad blogs, keeping my finger on the pulse, rescuing lost kittens and puppies, eating mints, talking on the phone with Steve, Sing Sing Revolution (that's Karaoke Revolution for the uninitiated)
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Favorite Books:
Joe Gores series, A Confederacy of Dunces, Darkness at Noon, Life of Pi, Don Quixote, Wind in the Willows
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Favorite Movies:
Dumb comedies, teen movies, Dead Man on Campus, Basketball, Office Space, the Christopher Guest movies, She's All That, Dirty Work, The Stoned Age, Adventures in Babysitting, Dodgeball, the Mel Brooks movies, The Jerk
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Favorite Music:
Bone Thugs-N-Harmony, Less Than Jake, The Pharcyde, Elton John, Notorious B.I.G., Fountains of Wayne, 1000 Clowns, Stevie B, Scarface, Jackson Browne, Meat Loaf, Heart, Rilo Kiley, Journey, Da Backwudz, and -- although this a matter of much controversy -- matchbox twenty
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Favorite TV Shows:
Saved By The Bell, Arrested Development, The Simpsons, PTI, Scrubs, The Office (Limey version and now, because it found its own voice, the Yankee version too), American Idol, Lost, Family Guy, Veronica Mars, and I really miss Undeclared, Small Wonder, The Muppets, Dance 360 and MTV's Undressed
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Zodiac Sign:
Leo
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About Me:
It's February 2005, so there's nothing hotter than signing up for Friendster. Figured I'd try to get in on this trend at the beginning.
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Testimonials and Comments for Sam
true, we are also lovers. Both being personality
types that are susceptible to phases, Sam and I
often have negative effects on one another.
Examples of such include The Commerce
Casino, Hollywood Park Casino, every Casino in
Vegas, Pie eating, milkshakes, stalking women of
the night, and moving everything Sam and JD
own between the hours of 4 and 6am.
Sam is the funniest and most huggable male
lover I've ever had. You're my stinker boo.
That means he not only thinks he's
funny, but he KNOWS that he thinks
he's funny. Cracking wise since '98,
Sam and I have logged over 15,000
minutes in transcontinental off peak talk
time spanning 3-5 topics, none of which
have increased my knowledge of him.
This guy loves t-shirts referencing events
he took no part in, like middle school
karate championships and whatnot.
Sam gets own3d by Pittsburgh:
http://stacked.patrickstack.com/archives/2004/09/c leveland_tries.shtml
ASE. I know, if ya know what I mean.
Well, no I don't, but I mean how could
he not be? Not only is Sam wicked
funny (one might even say hella funny),
but his cell phone ringer is "Holiday
Road", he goes by the
pseudonym "Choco Banana", and he
will soon beat PJ in the screenwriting
race with his heroic sports film. Oh, and
he is the master of coit. So I hear.