caroline can say things in russian
that could make putin blush brighter
than borscht. a child of the summer
and the moon and a purveyor of
drunken chicken, non pareil. she
leaps mountains in a single bound.
caroline has spent much time in
work environments that would make
OSHA cringe and still smiles. she
has helped me keep my sanity and
is the best friend that i never get to
see ... i heart her.
Well, Well, Well. Just two years ago,
you were listening to country music
and didn't know who Camper Van
Beethoven was. My how you have grown.
What is there to say except you are
the coolest damn girl in the world.
Except when you don't get me on the
Punisher set. I forgive you.
If Phil Collins came up to me at a karaoke bar
and asked me to do a duet on "easy lover" with
him. I would be like "Sorry Phil, but I already
have a partner in crime. Caroline will you
please stand up and take this foam padded
microphone please"
when everyone THOUGHT parachute pants
were goin' out of style, caroline
rocked 'em. when everyone THOUGHT fake
gold couldn't be worn by adults,
caroline got a new link. and when
everybone THOUGHT i was gonna fall
off, caroline was bumpin' Hard To
Swallow. I'm the eyes on the back of
her head. What the hell are you
lookin' at!!!
If love were people, Ms. Caroline would
be China's population explosion at the
end of Japanese occupation during the
Second World War which would confuse
many polygamists but certainly not me.
I know the truth and it is good. Oh
jess. Very, very good.
Caroline and I spend many a day hanging
out at Red Lobster and FuncoLand. When
I become a big time boss, I want to be
just like Caroline. Caroline is the
only person on this planet that has a
larger Nintendo collection than me.
Someday Caroline, I will exceed
you...............someday.
...grabs her flute and proceeds to get
bizzy! You haven't heard The Trim, but
you will. Look out for "Maintain the
Trim" - it drops later this summer.
Triflin' bitches step back!!!
sweet caroline.....there just isn't any
other way to describe her. flautist.
singer/songwriter. and generally
good person. would you expect
anything less from a cancer raised in
minnesota? but watch out for her
crazy side.....she's a maneater....
Testimonials and Comments for Caroline
that could make putin blush brighter
than borscht. a child of the summer
and the moon and a purveyor of
drunken chicken, non pareil. she
leaps mountains in a single bound.
caroline has spent much time in
work environments that would make
OSHA cringe and still smiles. she
has helped me keep my sanity and
is the best friend that i never get to
see ... i heart her.
comfortable with upon impact. :) hehe.
miss you here. your replacement doesn't
match smidgens.
you were listening to country music
and didn't know who Camper Van
Beethoven was. My how you have grown.
What is there to say except you are
the coolest damn girl in the world.
Except when you don't get me on the
Punisher set. I forgive you.
and asked me to do a duet on "easy lover" with
him. I would be like "Sorry Phil, but I already
have a partner in crime. Caroline will you
please stand up and take this foam padded
microphone please"
were goin' out of style, caroline
rocked 'em. when everyone THOUGHT fake
gold couldn't be worn by adults,
caroline got a new link. and when
everybone THOUGHT i was gonna fall
off, caroline was bumpin' Hard To
Swallow. I'm the eyes on the back of
her head. What the hell are you
lookin' at!!!
be China's population explosion at the
end of Japanese occupation during the
Second World War which would confuse
many polygamists but certainly not me.
I know the truth and it is good. Oh
jess. Very, very good.
out at Red Lobster and FuncoLand. When
I become a big time boss, I want to be
just like Caroline. Caroline is the
only person on this planet that has a
larger Nintendo collection than me.
Someday Caroline, I will exceed
you...............someday.
bizzy! You haven't heard The Trim, but
you will. Look out for "Maintain the
Trim" - it drops later this summer.
Triflin' bitches step back!!!
playin from back in the day. "That's my
joint!" Caroline screams as she struts
across the dance floor...
other way to describe her. flautist.
singer/songwriter. and generally
good person. would you expect
anything less from a cancer raised in
minnesota? but watch out for her
crazy side.....she's a maneater....