alex is the funniest person i know,
and that tells you a lot about alex, cuz
i'm a big fan of funny people and alex
takes the cake. so he's super funny,
but i also really love that he is one of
the most loyal men i've ever met. he's
an incrediable friend to those lucky
to be considered cool enough to
hang out with him. he can front east
coast attitude with the best of them.
he also is passionate about politics
and has his heart in all the right
places. and if you leave out all the
hippy shit, he has great taste in
music and will delight any audience,
big or small, with his guitar talents.
yep, he's cool. i could tell so many
stories about how funny and
awsome alex is, but i'll just leave it at
this- if you're going on a road trip,
bring alex. the laughter and
entertainment will never stop.
Do you remember that song? "the foot
bones' connected to the leg bone, the
leg bones' connected to the knee bone,
the knee bones' connected thigh
bone..." Well they made up a new song
for this nobody guy and it goes like
this, "His face hair is connected to
his chest hair, his chest hair is
connected to his happy trail, his happy
trail is connected to his ass hair
(which is of extreme excess), his ass
hair is connects to his back hair and
finally the back hair comes back into
connection with the facial hair." A
regular gorillazs in the mist, this
guy, Mr. Nobody, as he calls himself.
He is a staight G, though. Icy
keck$/Goldgrill$ Peace....
I have known Alex for his entire life.
We have had our ups and downs, but over
all he is always there if there is
trouble and you need him. He may have
caused the trouble in the first place
but he is still always there ;) Here's
to growing up Midland Drive with ya!
One of the best Drunk Drivers I've ever
known. His dog's cute as hell.
Politically conscious but undetered in
his relentless persuit of shits and
giggles. Total fakester, he is not.
Master of the grill and freestyle rock
and roll he's gunna rock your world.
Phishhead.
Years and years ago, Alex would strap
on his corganesque strat and squeal out
lyrics of Jume. Somehow we made
rocking out the dry-county YMCA worth
the hour long drive. The memorable
40oz blizzard parties and late night
stumbling throught the golf-course made
adolescence bearable. Alex has always
been a great guy and a hell of a lot of
fun. Glad to see you're still out
there living it up. Catch you some day
soon.
so i guess i'd better expand.
alex...he's the milk the in your white
russian, the chocolate to your cheese
burger, the boston to the celtics, the
clean water to your action, basically
he's a nobody with a quick tongue and a
sense of humor that will smack you in
your place. what more could you ask for.
and that tells you a lot about alex, cuz
i'm a big fan of funny people and alex
takes the cake. so he's super funny,
but i also really love that he is one of
the most loyal men i've ever met. he's
an incrediable friend to those lucky
to be considered cool enough to
hang out with him. he can front east
coast attitude with the best of them.
he also is passionate about politics
and has his heart in all the right
places. and if you leave out all the
hippy shit, he has great taste in
music and will delight any audience,
big or small, with his guitar talents.
yep, he's cool. i could tell so many
stories about how funny and
awsome alex is, but i'll just leave it at
this- if you're going on a road trip,
bring alex. the laughter and
entertainment will never stop.
bones' connected to the leg bone, the
leg bones' connected to the knee bone,
the knee bones' connected thigh
bone..." Well they made up a new song
for this nobody guy and it goes like
this, "His face hair is connected to
his chest hair, his chest hair is
connected to his happy trail, his happy
trail is connected to his ass hair
(which is of extreme excess), his ass
hair is connects to his back hair and
finally the back hair comes back into
connection with the facial hair." A
regular gorillazs in the mist, this
guy, Mr. Nobody, as he calls himself.
He is a staight G, though. Icy
keck$/Goldgrill$ Peace....
We have had our ups and downs, but over
all he is always there if there is
trouble and you need him. He may have
caused the trouble in the first place
but he is still always there ;) Here's
to growing up Midland Drive with ya!
known. His dog's cute as hell.
Politically conscious but undetered in
his relentless persuit of shits and
giggles. Total fakester, he is not.
Master of the grill and freestyle rock
and roll he's gunna rock your world.
Phishhead.
dick the other night and I told
him "No, no! I'm not down!" But, he
insisted so I let him...
on his corganesque strat and squeal out
lyrics of Jume. Somehow we made
rocking out the dry-county YMCA worth
the hour long drive. The memorable
40oz blizzard parties and late night
stumbling throught the golf-course made
adolescence bearable. Alex has always
been a great guy and a hell of a lot of
fun. Glad to see you're still out
there living it up. Catch you some day
soon.
of it.
him ...except his name....cuz that's
my ex-boyfriends name...so if I ever
date an Alex again he'll be perfect.:)
alex...he's the milk the in your white
russian, the chocolate to your cheese
burger, the boston to the celtics, the
clean water to your action, basically
he's a nobody with a quick tongue and a
sense of humor that will smack you in
your place. what more could you ask for.