John Rapp

      "LIFE'S TOO SHORT......... SO DO WHAT YOU..."

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      • Occupation:

        Sleaze

      • Hobbies and Interests:

        Andrew WK, fun, music, life, water, drinking, living, society, people, happiness, depression, health, god, religion, spirituality, jesus, buddhism, prayer, meditation, fasting, language, Tantrum of the Muse, Blaster the Rocketboy, five hours of sleep

      • Favorite Books:

        Andrew W.K. - Biography and Autobiography

      • Favorite Movies:

        Andrew W.K. - Tear It Up bonus DVD

      • Favorite Music:

        Andrew W.K.

      • Favorite TV Shows:

        Seinfeld, The X-Files

      • About Me:

        LIFE'S TOO SHORT......... SO DO WHAT YOU WANT!!!!.--
        .-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.If
        We Wait Until Tomorrow Will Tomorrow EVER
        COME????? -.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-
        .-.-.-.-.Don't Be Waiting For Luck!! Find A Way To Do
        More!!!!! When We Look Into The Future To The Place
        We Haven't Gone, See What We Haven't Done, When
        We Find Ourselves In Trouble, We Can Find Ourselves
        A Way=.=.=.=.=.=.=.=.=.=.=.=.=.=.=.=.=.= If You Have A
        Heart That's In Pain Don't Be Afraid You're Not To
        Blame ----------- There's A Better World Inside Of Us
        Where We Always Thought It Was ........................ You
        Don't Need to Hide You Can Open Up Your Eyes And
        You'll Discover That THERE IS ANOTHER WORLD!!!!!! =
        .=.=.=.=.=.=.=.=.=.=.=.=.=.=.=.=.=.You Cannot Kill The
        Party
        You Cannot Kill The Party
        You Cannot Kill The Party
        Long Live The Party!!!!!!!!!!!!!
        / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / /
        You Cannot Kill The Party
        You Cannot Kill The Party
        You Cannot Kill The Party
        Long Live The Party!!!!!!!!!!!!!

        / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / /
        THIS=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- IS=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
        - WHY =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- WE =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
        ARE =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- ALIVE!!!!!
        0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
        You Get Me, I Get You, We Get US!!!!!

      • Who I Want to Meet:

        The More That You Can Give It Then The More It Will Be/
        / =/=/=/=/=/=/=/=/=/=/=/=/=/=/=/=
        And If You Do Not Have It You Can Take It From Me/ =/=/
        =/=/=/=/=/=/=/=/=/=/=/=/=/=/=/ /
        All We Ever Wanted Was A Thing To Believe/ =/=/=/=/=/=
        /=/=/=/=/=/=/=/=/=/=/=
        And Now That We Have Found It We Have All That We
        Need

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      • Chris Brake
      • Posted
      • GILLIAN ROCKS!
      • Windows
      • Posted
      • 0wn3d!!1
      • John RappTwo
      • Posted
      • This is a picture of what it looked
        like after I cut my finger open with
        the German Steele cooking knife in
        Bryan Russel's truck. Well this is
        after they stiched it up in the ER
        (Emergency Room) and... we know this
        is your homework. This is what it
        looked like. See the rest of my
        pictures to see what it looked like
        after surgery, when they cut it all to
        pieces and sewed it back up with
        stiches. They put me under for that.
        Cause it probably hurt. It still
        isn't healed totally to this day, and
        that was like 4 months ago. It's
        still numb in a great deal of it,
        which is no fun, and it's kinda stiff
        all around it cause of the scar
        tissue. I put cocoa butter on it for
        that, and I think it works but you can
        never really be sure I guess. My
        doctor is kind of a jerk cause he
        doesn't tell me anything about it at
        all, he just looks at it and says
        he'll see me back in a couple months.
        Sometimes he makes a joke, sometimes
        he makes lots of jokes, but it's hard
        to tell if he's joking or not a lot of
        the time, and if you came with me to
        one of my appointments, you'd find
        that I laugh uneasily after a lot of
        things he says because I'm not sure if
        he's kidding or not, but I'm like 60%
        sure he is at first, and then when I
        think about it for a couple seconds,
        and then combine that with the look on
        his face of total seriousness and
        whether he laughed or not (in these
        cases he did not), I figure out that
        he was not joking, and feel like I
        should say or do something to show
        that I was confused as to whether he
        was making a joke or not, and confirm
        that I was not laughing at him cause
        he said something in all seriousness
        that I laughed at because I thought it
        was a totally stupid thing to say, you
        know what I mean? Ever had one of
        those? Yeah, it's one of those. But
        you know me, I can't complain. Okay I
        haven't fully realized the
        capibilities of this John Rapp Two
        thing, I had a really super good idea
        of what to do with it, in fact that's
        the purpose of me making the account,
        but after all the processes of losing
        the hard-researched interests I typed
        in due to it being so long that it
        logged me out and I had to log back in
        so all my stuff was gone (like it will
        now probably, so I better remember to
        copy this), and stuff like that, I
        ended up forgetting just exactly what
        the reason was for me doing this. But
        it let me put up some cool pictures of
        my finger all messed up, so no matter
        what it was worth it. Hey they've got
        an ad for KILL BILL on Friendster
        right now, Chris. It says, "CLICK
        HERE TO HIRE AN ASSASIN!" Sounds
        pretty cool.... *click*
        AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!! I Forgot to copy
        it!!!! Not really. Gotcha. Remember
        that old video game? I either never
        played it, or played it once, but I
        remember it looking pretty cool.
      • Not ChrisBrake
      • Posted
      • This guy sent me the following message
        begging that I be friends with him. I
        want to say that the only reason i
        accepted is because i wanted to post
        this as a testimonial on his site. I
        want to point out that the subject of
        the message was "Hey you, let's
        party". I also did the user pics in
        Photoshop,
        you "jerkwad".+++++++++++++++++++++++++
        +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
        +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
        +++++++Why won't you be friends with
        me jerkwad?
        Seriously. You'll be friends with
        Sarah, Jake,
        Nathan, Eric "The Doctor", and this is
        the real
        silver tuna, the man himself,
        Christopher Brake,
        who you supposedly hate, but you won't
        be
        friends with me? What's the deal
        here?
        Somethin. Somethin pretty lame,
        that's for sure
        (see the Shot On Video screenplay for
        details on
        this loose reference). Hey what's
        your real
        name? Hey did you see that picture
        Adam put up
        of Chris Brake pullin on a penis?
        Good one
        huh? Obviously a doctored photo.
        Maybe Eric
        did it (see above mentioning of Eric's
        name for
        details on this not-that-hilarious
        joke).
        You've only got two pictures up. Hey
        maybe you
        did it, cause that one picture of
        Chris holding
        that sign is pretty... pretty sad
        there man.
        Looks like you did it in Paint. So
        does your
        main picture, come to think of it.
        You
        obviously are not a graphic artist.
        Or a
        bowler, for that matter (see The Big
        Lebowski
        for details on this kinda witty
        reference).
        Heeeeeyyy, wait a minute!! Judging by
        the poor
        graphic design skills, and putting 2
        and 2
        together and coming out with the
        predictable 4,
        that leads me to believe you are
        Adam! Not
        Chris Brake is Adam! Ha, I busted the
        case wide
        open, fellas. Just like Clue. Or
        maybe you are
        Chris Brake trying to fool everyone by
        using
        terrible, terrible... terribly poor
        excuses for
        doctored photos as user pictures.
        That's just
        like Clue the movie cause Clue the
        movie had
        multiple endings, something Chris
        Brake (the
        real one) should know cause he's a
        self-
        proclaimed movie buff, and I can vouch
        for that,
        the man has a thing for cinema. So
        maybe you
        ARE realy Chris Brake (again, the real
        one) and
        you're using subtle referances (it's
        either
        spelled with an E or an A, and I
        alternate the
        two cause I'm not sure which one it
        is) to CLUE
        (another one) us all in on who is at
        fault
        here. But if all that were true,
        Chris Brake
        might also be Adam cause he's got a
        not-so-
        believable doctored photo on his
        photos now. So
        now Chris Brake is a) Chris Brake, 2)
        Not
        ChrisBrake, and D) Adam. I'm not sure
        if I
        believe all that, which is like the
        end of a lot
        of movies, and if you want it to be,
        like the
        end of Clue cause I don't believe all
        those
        endings can be accurate. This goes
        too deep for
        me to analyze anymore, and if after
        all this
        typing you don't accept me as a friend
        I'm going
        to eat your face*. -John R. *That's
        from Orange
        County, but you already knew that, if
        you are
        Chris Brake, or if you see a good deal
        of
        popular major motion pictures.
      • Chris Brake
      • Posted
      • John Rapp has red hair. It used to be
        black. Well actually, it was always
        black. I mean. ALways red. But he had
        it dyed black for a while. It used to
        be dyed other colors though but
        recently it was black. it used to be
        shaggy looking. then he cut it off. as
        he tends to do. he likes to give thumbs
        up. he used to be crazy and jump off of
        things. then he cut open his finger and
        the tip of his finger had to heal. for
        some reason, that caused him to stop
        jumping off of things. i didn't know
        that you actually use the tip of your
        finger when you jump off of things. i
        thought you used your feet and legs. he
        cut it open with a german knife. a
        german kitchen knife. not a german nazi
        knife. he has many friends. one of his
        best friends is danYELL!!!!!!!! she's
        pretty cool. she calls us all the time
        and talks to us on the phone. she
        usually calls obnoxiously late and
        wakes me up, but that's okay because i
        enjoy talking to her. john's middle
        name is micah. i used to know a kid
        named micah in high school. micah brown
        i think his name was. he was pretty
        cool. when girls would say they liked
        his name he would always say "it's in
        the bible." his voice was kinda
        funny... plus the way he acted reminded
        me of one of my other friends named
        caleb byrd. caleb isn't around anymore.
        he goes to some crazy school called
        the "honor academy." anyone who is
        interested in mind control should check
        it out. but back to the topic at hand,
        chris wininger took a picture of john
        shooting a huge flame out of a can. and
        the picture looks really cool. but what
        you can't tell, is the fact that
        shortly after the picture was taken...
        the flame retracted and little
        fireballs landed all over my futon and
        john dropped the bottle and started
        screaming. john also screams whenever
        there is a bug in his presence. a solid
        operah sounding scream. and he'll hold
        it until the bug leaves. he's also
        wearing the shirt that i am wearing
        right now in the picture of the flame.
        he also videotaped a guy getting ollied
        on and throwing up on the concrete. i'm
        sure if you ask him he'll send you the
        video. it's very well done. lot's of
        fun. he also likes to prank call
        people. one time he got grounded in
        elementary school because he called
        some old lady or somethign to prank her
        and she called back (if i remember
        correctly.) i also distinctly remember
        some message on my machine about
        something... i don't remember what
        exactly it was.. but it was this guy
        talking... and i remember the guy
        saying "I'L KILL ALL YA ALL" which is
        what john always used to say when
        referring to our ex-fourth grade
        teacher Mr. McClelland. that guy was a
        nut. i never once heard the guy
        say "i'll kill all ya all" but he must
        have. we were originally in mr.
        mcclelland's class but we were moved
        out within four days of class starting.
        i'm glad for that. we were put with
        mrs. voris, she was a nice lady. and
        there was some newsletter that peter
        quach typed up, and he spelled
        johnathan rapp's name wrong in it (i'm
        not quite sure if i just spelled it
        right there). john also fell down some
        steps one time and he went to gym class
        with a note saying how he couldn't
        participate, and mr. compton had us
        play kickball. john wouldn't let it go
        that mr. compton did that on purpose.
        that it was some ploy just to piss off
        john. i wonder if that was true. one
        time angie villareal and i were playing
        volleyball and i hit the ball in some
        wrong direction and it hit mr.
        compton's mug and shattered it. oh
        yeah! john got thrown down another set
        of steps once he got older and went to
        a cky concert. he made it up on the
        stage then some guard guy dove at john
        and knocked him off the stage and down
        the steps. John also is a firm believer
        that the dead sea scrolls are back in
        action. ask him, he'll tell ya. john
        always wears the same thing. a pair of
        khaki pants cut off at the ankles...
        well, a little higher than the ankles.
        like capris. khaki capris and a plain
        white t-shirt. he has 50 shirts and
        only one pair of those pants. he had
        blood stained all over them too

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        In 1939 was een mens genoemd James
        Edward geboren aan vader, Steven
        Michael Andrews en moeder, Kristine
        Williams - een dochter was ook geboren.
        Het was in midden van Oorlog van de
        Wereld 2, en het land was van de harde
        economische strijd van de Grote
        Depressie teruggekaatst. Twee lange
        jaren later over was de Oorlog, was het
        land sterker dan het ooit was geweest.
        Na dergelijke ontbering werden de
        mensen verlaten zonder om het even wat
        maar hun harten en hun moed. Zij waren
        door het slechtst geweest. De wereld
        was klaar voor sterk en nieuw iets. De
        vooruitgang aan 1949- een vrouw was
        geboren, Wendy Louise. Het land bloeide
        in de rijkdom van de nieuwe economie.
        Een virtuele hoorn van overvloed had in
        de wapens van de werkende familie
        geopend.

        Andrew was geboren tussen de
        ogenblikken van 12:01 en 34:89. De tijd
        zou niet ophouden tot de baby ademde.
        De tijd zou zich nog bevinden tot de
        baby leefde. De brief "W" was, is, en
        zal altijd de wereld van sterkte en
        eenheid - de vorm van 2 wapens zijn die
        in het unyeilding van macht worden
        gesloten. Als een staal getelegrafeerde
        brug dat de overblijfselen stevig zelfs
        in de sterkste winden, maar de
        capaciteit hebben te breken, blind, en
        kruimeltaart in de zwarte breken die
        ijskoude overzeese wateren kookt - bij
        zal. De elk van machines herbouwen het
        staal sterker dan voor - en het zal
        nooit weggaan.

        De brief "K" was, is, en zal altijd de
        consumptie van het heelal zijn. Het
        contious symbool van groter dan, minder
        dan, altijd niveau. Om de hartstocht
        uit te branden die elke het terugkeren
        dag opvult tot zij niet terugkeren. Het
        is te zeldzaam om toe te staan. Geen
        schande of schuld. De moedigste mensen
        hebben vrees, is het de moed dicht te
        slaan dat vrees die hen moedig maakt.
        Wij posses hersenen - reusachtige
        hoeveelheden onaangesproken macht -.
        Laat uit het zwarte. Laat in de leegte
        gaan. Bereik in het. Een ware
        bovenbouw. Condominium. Onze hersenen
        zijn veel complexer en veelzijdig dan
        om het even welke miljard-dollar het
        computersysteem door de mens inveted.
        Achievments in het werk zijn vandaag
        commited aan de programmering van hun
        eigen leven geweest. Hebben u ooit
        opgemerkt dat alvorens u neer ligt om
        uw ogen te sluiten u eigenlijk oorlogen
        tegen het rusten vecht. Visualisatie,
        inspriation, concentratie. DOE WAT OOIT
        U WILT! LAAT NOOIT NEER! HET LEVEN IS
        TE KORT! GEEN SPIJT! LEEF HARD!
      • Gabriel
      • Posted
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      • Jesse
      • Posted
      • John Rapp may have more time than
        sense, but I like this kid's
        style! "John's no rapper, he's a
        tagger/ And with fire he's no lagger!"
        Don't light my shit on fire, okay bro?
      • Moroni
      • Posted
      • My friend John Rapp is a lover of life--he is
        full of shenanigans and fun. I enjoy our time
        together, even though every once in a while I
        end up in the burn ward.
      • Mikey
      • Posted
      • if john rapp was a dudette i would
        totally make sex with him.

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