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"Left-handed. Tall. Shy. Somewhat obsessive-compulsive. Very
nerdy. Equally obsessed with computers and guitars. Has..."
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Occupation:
Booze Enthusiast
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Hobbies and Interests:
Drawing, rocking out, web design, sleep
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Favorite Books:
Anything by William Gibson, Dune, Cryptonomicon, Stalingrad, Snow Crash, The Dark Tower, Catch 22, Sirens of Titan, Lone Wolf and Cub, Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, The Big Book of Jerkcity
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Favorite Movies:
American Beauty, Adaptation, High Fidelity, Casablanca, anything by Hayao Miyazaki
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Favorite Music:
Hum, Mogwai, Explosions In The Sky, Godspeed You! Black Emperor, Failure, Shiner, Castor, Isis, Mastodon, Death Cab For Cutie, Pretty Girls Make Graves, Tortoise, Do Make Say Think, Don Caballero, Broken Social Scene, Wilco, Enon, Radiohead, Hot Hot Heat
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Favorite TV Shows:
Adult Swim, History Channel, Discovery Channel, Good Eats, Most Extreme Elimination Challenge
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About Me:
Left-handed. Tall. Shy. Somewhat obsessive-compulsive. Very
nerdy. Equally obsessed with computers and guitars. Has a
webcomic at www.questionablecontent.net. Has a weblog and
other crap at jephco.com. Hates hippies. Drinks lots of
bourbon and gin.
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Who I Want to Meet:
I want to meet AWESOME PEOPLE.
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with all the cool stuff he's got. True
story.
recently learned firsthand that jeph is
a REAL PERSON who really exists! woot,
bro, woot!
the friendster testimonial that i WOULD
have written for jeph if i weren't
worried about the um... communist
threat or something: thing that him
will will social bring. jeph a internet
look. meeting. imagine awash. according
really sure me big buying or two. i the
jeph set sturdy. rock.
perceptive-about-woman-man-issues guy on
the entire Eastern seaboard. He should
be guarded carefully at all times.
Plus, he can, like, tear guns in half
with his mind or something.
Jeph is my favourite emo friend. Boy is
he emo. Wow. E. M. O.
When Zofia stabbed him with a broken
bottle, I patched the wound, but then
stabbed him AGAIN with a different,
bigger broken bottle. It was still awesome.
But seriously, folks... Jeph is a
sweetheart. Even in spite of, or perhaps
because of?, his hatred for the
hippies. The dirty, dirty hippies.
(Also, his friend R.J. is cute, so that
gives him a couple bonus points.)
In conclusion, allow me to leave you
with this about Jeph: "BAHLUHAGHALUH."
about Jeph is horribly wrong - but only
because there isn't a language on Earth
that can encompass his awesomeized
superbieus radosity.
questionable, indeed. A++++!!!!!
However, he cannot match my
subnstantial talents for projectile
power vomiting.
Jeph-"Hi!"
Abe-"Hi! Liquor is to the left."
A fun addition to any party, Jeph is
unfailingly polite even when traumatized
by grandpa's bourbon brand. He's also a
witty writer with much to say on modern
music. And he's tall. Much taller than
us short folk.
can tell from profile that he is
sub-average at making out. With
practice someday he could reach
above-average but is not looking so good
for his make-out prospects in the future.