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Interested In:
Friends
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Member Since:
Feb 2005
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Hometown:
Tulsa
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Derek's URL:
http://profiles.friendster.com/16777348
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Other education:
Tulsa Technology Center
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Occupation:
P.F. Chump
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Affiliations:
C.A.S.H. - church of american secular humanism, templeoftheretard.com
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What I enjoy doing:
Looking like Edward Norton and using that "boyish yet sexy" look to act like a complete shit and yet somehow still fuck girls, media consumption, history, Denver Broncos, being a prick for no goddamn reason, whining, acting like i own the place, being better than you, landscapes, denial, government, my dog, anesthesia, inappropriateness, roller coasters, psychology, fun
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Favorite Books:
In the Lake of the Woods - O'Brien, The Dancing Wu Li Masters - Zukav, 1984 - Orwell, Brain Droppings - Carlin, Under the Banner of Heaven - Krakauer, Grendel - Gardner, Sometimes A Great Notion - Kesey
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Favorite Movies:
ice castles, stealth, bewitched(new), the pest, ANYTHING with John Leguizamo, the covenant, degrassi( i know its not a movie, but it should be!!;)), frequency, powder, 10 things i hate about you!
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Favorite Music:
Fiddles, harmonicas, and steel guitars are all pretty high on my list right now. I also like pianos and saxophones.
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Favorite TV Shows:
the Daily Show, Family Guy, classic Simpsons, Seinfeld, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Six Feet Under, Inside the NFL, Blind Date, Antiques Roadshow, Frontline, ....now that I have cable, I still rarely watch any of them
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About Me:
Convicted, conflicted, and confused. And oh yeah, sometimes drunk and horny. I like my dog, being right, and I get goose bumps and sometimes a little teary when I hear about someone acting with complete selflessness. Because i dont understand it, its more like confused goose bumps. The teary-ness is probably because i caught a glimpse of myself. I love Oklahoma, and I am very ashamed of your average Tulsan. I think i was supposed to be born in L.A. or NYC, gawd i dont know why i was put here. While I would like to live somewhere else again someday, I feel safe from the terrorists here. And the hurricanes. (not the golden ones - they still terrify me. ok not really) I don't like religion either. I think it's stupid and unnecessary. That's right, I said stupid. I'm not saying you're stupid, just that the failure to recognize mythology and fantasy for what it is, is stupid. And quite harmful in many cases. I like gospel music, though. And yet i hate nigs, go figs!
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Who I Want to Meet:
People who are smart/fun/interesting/interestED/hot. People who can make me laugh, teach me something, challenge me intellectually, morally, physically, emotionally. People who think I am awesome. Please, if you don't think I am awesome, stay away.
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one who loves it most is a great man.
exploits outlined by Derek in his testimonial for
me, but I can't believe he didn't mention that the
first time he got punched for calling someone a
racial slur was also at my house.
Just so you know Derek, every time you come
up, my dad asks if you are still putting on little
productions with those gloves that looked like
alligators.