John Marcato

      "I love this part, I get to do my own commercial; but will they all believe my bullshit? hmmm, I better think hard. I,..."

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      • Liz
      • Posted
      • i remember when john was a
        vegetarian. i was staunchy opposed.
        he called me one day to tell me he had
        eaten a pork chop. he was so excited
        and i was so proud.
      • Brian
      • Posted
      • John said nice things in my testimonial
        so, I should do the same. Here goes:
        John is a nice boy from Acton. We went
        to UMass and had many great laughs. We
        told girls that our weenies were very
        small so that they would want to see
        for themselves. SURPRISE!
      • David
      • Posted
      • John was one of the fisrt kids I met in
        kidergarten. He made me cry.
        I once saw John tie a kid to a tree and
        throw crabapples at him.
        John is the best talker on the planet.
        He could sell a cow milk.
      • Bill
      • Posted
      • John's a dick, and has a big one.
      • Aaron
      • Posted
      • John has always been way ahead of the curve
        on "What's Hot"... He was wearing powdered
        wigs, capes, and buckle shoes waaaay before
        anyone else. He's also one of the most
        enthusiastic positive people I know.
      • Andy
      • Posted
      • First things first, John is evil, but
        his is a charming and insidiously
        tempting type of evil, kind of like
        Dean Martin but only smoother and more
        evil.
      • Sarah
      • Posted
      • John sucks
      • Sarah
      • Posted
      • I met John when I was barely legal and
        I haven't been the same since.
        (Seriously, my eyebrows never fully
        grew back.) The first time we hung out
        we laid in bed and talked until 6am.
        He's just that kind of guy. He tried
        to explain Quantam Physics to me but I
        wasn't listening. I still pay for that
        today. John has lots of expensive
        electronic toys and when he goes to
        bed there is a sea of tiny green and
        red lights in the dark and a low and
        constant hummmmmmmmm. It's actually
        quite soothing.
        John is one of few people I would
        trust with my cats.(Actually, I need
        to talk to you about that b/c my dad's
        new gf is allergic to his. I told him
        he has to prioritize and he
        said, 'yeah, that's what I'm doing.')
        John is also a drummer, has excellent
        customer service skills, and piercing
        blue eyes. He pretends he hates New
        York but I think he will move down
        here so I can give him what for.
      • Paul
      • Posted
      • John's dad won fifth place polka. And
        the fruit don't fall far from the
        tree, baby! How 'bout them apples?
      • Justin
      • Posted
      • John taught me some things when I was
        younger that really influenced me and
        helped forge the path for where I am
        today - in jail.

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