Chuck

F.O.B. : Fine Oriental Boy

Sleep, Sleep, Being A Neptunes Fan, NISARA, N*E*R*D., Hooter's (The family restaurant of course!), Kristen Kreuk, skanking....

The Catcher In The Rye, Hop On Pop By Dr. Suess, Harry Pothead, Charlie and The Chocolate Factory

Rebel Without A Cause, KILL BILL, Giant, The Little Mermaid, Aladdin, Anything with Mickey Mouse, the Good Girl

Ska, Rock, Sublime, The 5.6.7.8's, No Doubt (old ones), Rock En Espanol (lol), Green Day, Anything Produced by the Neptunes, The Vines, N*E*R*D, JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE!! (my hero), if i feel like it...i gotta bump up the TAGALOG songs now and then....lol j/k

Smallville (LANA!!!), The OC (MARISSA!!!!), That 70s Show (JACKIE!!!!), The Simpsons (LISA!!!...J/K), The Original Power Rangers (PINK RANGER!!!), Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (original) (SPLINTER!!!...J/K), Lizzie McGuire (umm..LIZZIE!)

Chuck Lacap Esteras started his life by being born in
another dirty monkey island called the Philippines in the
city of Santa Mesa, Manila...and NO children, he's no FOB
because he was still young when he left the island. In
his new life in America, he became a crazy loner and
started biting and pinching people even though he was
artistically talent (he did not pass the lines in the
coloring book). When he arrived in high school, he
attended this place where it was populated with Hispanics
but was in the heart of Chinatown. He and his people
where shunned because they where all jealous of his
people's talents...he hanged
with the "Alhambras". Well anyways, after graduation
Chuck also discovered a new breed of antelope (like his
widely famous cousin Aileen L. Guitierrez who found the
Cantelope) called the
Antennalope...he saved the world from all the static
calls on the cell phones. Because of his animal breeding,
he became mighty rich and bought the island of Isla Crap-o
(formerly known as Cuba??). Because of his mad spending on
clothes, islands, and ferry rides at Neverland Ranch, he
went broke. Because he had another job as a Cock
Double for the stars (he's black...from the waist
down....lol...HAHA) he still had his money (did not file
for Chapter 11) and bought Dungkadunk Boom Shaka Laka
formerly known as the Northern Mariana Islands. He still
lives in his island with his
beautiful wife he met in high school and his daughters
Candy, Kristen, and Chuckira, he also had sons name James
Dean, Koston, and Frodo (adopted son he met at his high
school...he has nipple cancer because people kept giving
him the Purple Nurple). Chuck payed Justin Timberlake to
perform 6 nights a week but starved to death because he
forgot to feed him. He gave a piece of island (at the
Northern
Marianas) to his friends, Myra, Alexa, and Rhea so they
can still be neighbors and that Alexa can take care of
Chuck's children. And yes...he still breeds
Antennalopes. THE MORAL OF THE STORY IS...well....i
dunno....but the story is hilarious....cock
double...WWW.COMMONHOUSEHOLDPUSSYCATS.TK (MY BAND) WRITE
SOMETHING ON THE GUESTBOOK!!! WHOO

YO mamuh, ppl i knew but didnt know me (HAH), ppl who
knows me but i dont know em, ppl i knew for a while, did i
mention cho mamuh?, ppl from skool....and other bitches
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A GREAT DAY...FUCKERS!....BETTER LUCK TOMORROW...BITCH!