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"i am *supposedly* funny and smart. fuck that. im an
immature computer guy with the humor of a gay man with
thick..."
More about Jared
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Occupation:
Computer nerd SLASH Student
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Hobbies and Interests:
Computers, Electronics, Cars, Music, Friends, TV, Food, Color Cell Phones
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Favorite Books:
Hardy Boys: Blue Sky Mystery, Where the Red Fern Grows
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Favorite Movies:
the big lebowski, pulp fiction, slackers, adaptation, computer nerds gone wild "c: Testosterone.now"
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Favorite Music:
Ataris, Finch, NOFX, Cold, Coldplay, Ludacris, Nerf Herder, New Found Glory, No Use For a Name, Reel Big Fish, Slipknot, Simple Plan, Unwritten Law, Zebrahead.
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Favorite TV Shows:
simpsons, family guy, rocko's modern life, doug
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About Me:
i am *supposedly* funny and smart. fuck that. im an
immature computer guy with the humor of a gay man with
thick glasses. im overemotional and dramatic. "emo" if
you will.
someone plopped a steamer in the gene pool.
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Who I Want to Meet:
people like me. assholes.
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masquerading around as a ucf-attending
drama queen
doesn't drink an alcohol. Thanks for being
trapped at my house with the first wives club
gone wild while me and gay talked about
how delicious we are, you're a pal!
into a darker more powerful person. we
are mutual minions.
what's so great about him. In web
design class he basically did our
project by himself. We used to talk
all the time and now he only talks to
me when he gets bored.
tall with a very tongue-tying
confusing Jewish last name. He always
has something to defrost and consume
wating in the kitchen and playing with
his digital camera will never get old.
Good kid, great guy.
sean: no...sooner or later these
people are going to catch on to us you
fool, we can't run around like this
forever. someone's going to get
caught! and then what? we get fined!
or go to jail! i don't know about you,
nerd, but i don't want to spend the
rest of my life cuddling in a bunk bed
with Guido, the child rapest slash
arsonist. no thanks.
jared: are you gonna quit fucking
around and being a pussy? or do i have
to do the job for you? you have one
task, and all i hear is bitching. your
a whiney little bitch, always have
been. maybe someday you'll learn to
piss by yourself like a big boy, and i
can live my life the way i want.
sean: fuck you. FUCK. YOU.
jared: here it comes, man. get ready.
sean: no. fuck this. fuck you.
jared: 3...
sean: la lala la LAA
jared: 2...
sean: i can't keep this shit up. i
can't.
jared: 1...
sean: AHHHHHHHH!
jared: AHHHHHHHH!
*HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONK*
*SCREECH*
sean: fuck! i can't believe no one saw
that!
jared: was i wrong?
sean: no
jared: was i WRONG?
sean: no jared, you're not
wrong...you're just an asshole.
jared: indeed.