Robin

Pinecrest Preschool (big metal pumpkin in the yard you could climb in), Newhall Elementary (big map of USA on ground like in REM video), Placerita Jr. High (squaredancing when it rained), WS Hart High School (actually took AP Physics and passed exam), UC Santa Barbara (BA in English Lit - never went to class), Academy of Art College SF (BFA in Illustration - lots of naked people to draw)

owner of a small art studio for kids

zip, zilch, and none.

reading, drawing, painting, movies, eating, soda pop, embarassing music, golf, run-on sentences.

Book of Daniel by E.L. Doctorow, Lemony Snicket series, Stephen King (lots), short stories (lots, mostly by African American Women)

What About Bob?, Clue, Fletch, Finding Nemo, When Harry Met Sally, The Whole Nine Yards, I Love You to Death, Many others...

many from Simon and Garfunkel, Cat Stevens, Dolly Parton, Nora Jones, to Eminem with Offspring, Maroon Five, Marilyn Manson, Musicals, and Sugar Ray included.

used to be Friends and Seinfeld. Family Guy, Simpsons, occasional South Park now.

"(Guys) dig me because, I rarely wear underwear. And when I do, it's usually something unusual."
"A little nonsense now and then is cherished by the wisest man."
"Don't drive angry! Do not drive angry. Side of your eye. Side of your eye."
"Now, I have to kill all of you!"
"Fascinating!...Bizarre!"
I have been compared to Reese Witherspoon, Amanda Peet, Hilary Swank, and the chick from The Cooler -- none of whom look like each other, and all of whom look nothing like me. So that, I think, in a nutshell, describes me to a tee. To a tee, I say.

people who like steak.
people who like run-on sentences but don't use double negatives.
people who can do complex math equations for me. Like 5 + 4. And 3 - 2.
people who talk with their mouths full but chew gum with their mouths closed.
people who chuckle when they hear the word "twat".
people who don't understand abstract art, but like the way the canvas is all bumpy.
women who don't like women's magazines. And men who don't like women's magazines.
Brad Pitt in Fight Club. And Bill Murray. But for different reasons.