Chris's first job was as a hockey puck in
division two Canadian hockey. Ironically, his
last name is actually pronounced exactly like
Canada, except with an H. He goes well with
an evening gown and a lime green. He
comes with a six month money back
guarantee. 1200 lumen hours is his expected
lifespan. Chris gives trick-or-treaters Q-tips
on Halloween. I saw him get into a fist fight
with an artichoke back in '98 before he was
fired for an embarassing petty cash scandal
and a missing five dollar bill. What can I say?
I love him. I love him so much it hurts. It hurts
really really bad. Neosporin: It's not just a
lubricant anymore.
When I first met Chris, he was debating
whether or not he should rape a horse. No
matter what anyone thinks, I believe he made
the right decision. The horse might disagree.
division two Canadian hockey. Ironically, his
last name is actually pronounced exactly like
Canada, except with an H. He goes well with
an evening gown and a lime green. He
comes with a six month money back
guarantee. 1200 lumen hours is his expected
lifespan. Chris gives trick-or-treaters Q-tips
on Halloween. I saw him get into a fist fight
with an artichoke back in '98 before he was
fired for an embarassing petty cash scandal
and a missing five dollar bill. What can I say?
I love him. I love him so much it hurts. It hurts
really really bad. Neosporin: It's not just a
lubricant anymore.
WHAT are you trying to pull?
the raping a horse story?
whether or not he should rape a horse. No
matter what anyone thinks, I believe he made
the right decision. The horse might disagree.