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"I can't ride a bicycle."
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College/University:
University of California - Berkeley, Attended 1993 - 1997, Class of 1997, Bachelor's Degree, Computer Science
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Occupation:
Supergeek
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Hobbies and Interests:
things, stuff, you know, whatever
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Favorite Books:
Ice by Ice: The Vanilla Ice Story in His Own Words, Ice Ice Ice: The Extraordinary Vanilla Ice Story, M.C. Hammer and Vanilla Ice: The Hip-Hop Never Stops
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Favorite Movies:
Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon: The Movie
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Favorite Music:
Jewish Death Metal
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Favorite TV Shows:
I really like imaginary spin off shows like 'Tom Hanks: Drunken Uncle', 'Just Lomez', 'The Boner Stabone Variety Hour', 'Lenny & Carl', 'Hookers Inc', etc
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About Me:
I can't ride a bicycle.
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Who I Want to Meet:
Myself, preferably after having travelled back in time
from the future to tell me something terribly important.
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discovered her father was head of the
Mossad. Since then she has secretly
followed in Yaer/Yael's footsteps,
fighting crime while wearing really
cool wigs.
She also had a short-lived career in
porn as Chesty McSchwartz.
(1) LILA or L.I.L.A. (Lifeform
Ingesting Lipoprotein Analyzer) does
not, strictly speaking, "eat" people.
She regurgitates acid upon ALL
lifeforms she encounters, dissolving
them into a puddle, and then slurps up
the resulting liquid biomass.
(2) "Lila" can hold her breath for
over 6 hours only when she is put into
Suspend Mode.
(3) LILA's climbing mechanism is
currently undergoing replacement; an
extra jigsaw arm attachment will be
added.
(4) LILA's renowned fondue, while
delicious, is laced with a alcohol-
based tranquilizer, so that the LILA
unit will encounter less resistance
when it barfs on your head and slurps
you up.
Oh yeah, and the jewish death-metal
stuff is true, too. scary.
foothills of Peru, Lila is trained in
over three forms of arcane Jewish
martial arts, and can hold her breath
for six hours at a time.
up to the top, she was born to climb!
all go wild!
is a pleasant facade, but with even a
handful of Lego bricks she transforms
into an unstoppable agent of mayhem and
destruction!
in the world with a set of transparent eyelids?
little bit of whiskey in her, kind of
like the chocolate fondue she makes so
well... Mmmmm...