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      Greta
      Female, 25, Single, Greenville, SCMore
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      • Ken
      • Posted
      • so i asked greta to tell me a story,
        in an effort to gain additional
        insight into this fascinating woman.
        she told me of a time when she was
        faced with a rival for some boy's
        affection. now i'd have thought that
        given all of greta's natural charm and
        obvious beauty, there could be no
        contest. but apparently, she wasn't
        taking any chances. so first she
        played nice with her rival by taking
        her to a local club to see some
        bands. during a lull, greta slipped
        out and let the air out of one of her
        own tires. after the show, she had
        the rival help her change the flat,
        carefully preserving this unsuspecting
        girl's prints on the tire iron. a
        week later, greta mugged an old woman
        who had just won the lottery, sneaking
        up behind her and delivering a
        measured blow with the "evidence."
        needless to say, the rival was picked
        when the cops dusted for prints... and
        is now the homecoming queen at the
        south carolina correctional facility
        for women. the funny part is, greta
        dumped the guy after 2 dates. and all
        this just makes me want her more.
      • Ken
      • Posted
      • greta would have you believe that she
        lives for music, that it is her only
        true passion. i know this to be
        false. she may love music, but is
        really fixated on sock monkeys. i've
        seen her sneak off at clubs and
        followed her. there i spied her in
        the back room, each dainty hand
        comfortably inside a magnificent
        monkey of her own design, putting on
        little shows just for herself. and
        those are the times when you can truly
        see joy in her eyes.
      • Nicole
      • Posted
      • hi greta. come visit <3
      • MyDickIsVeryBig
      • Posted
      • Just make me feel good and tell me that
        if I weren't over-30 and a piece of
        shit, you'd be my girlfriend.
      • MyDickIsVeryBig
      • Posted
      • When can we begin dating each other
        exclusively?
      • Nux
      • Posted
      • well here I am again.....
        starin' atcher pictures.
        So nice.
      • Ash
      • Posted
      • AUNT TOOTIE!!!
      • Neely
      • Posted
      • After last night its official...Greta
        is love~
      • Ken
      • Posted
      • a few years ago, boston, me walking
        down malborough street, a few blocks
        from the public garden. across the
        way, i spy this vision - all in black,
        make-up, short skirt, fishnets and
        boots - groovin' to some music only
        she can hear. innocent and menacing
        at the same time. some poor slob
        walks past her, bumps her. annoys
        her. he never saw it coming. when
        she was through, all that was left was
        a bloody mess. years later, f-ster.
        there's the vision again. she says
        she likes scarves and cats.
      • Nicci
      • Posted
      • greta is rockin. i love her mucho even
        though i never see her anymore. i miss
        her. did you know she's my baby's daddy?

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