Red

Inititech

binding paperwork together

I only read material with a stapled binding.

Office Space

Any band that starts with 'The'

The Family Guy, The Simpsons, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, The Brak Show, Home Movies, Sealab 2021, Space Ghost Coast to Coast

Durable metal construction with a retro style. 20 Sheet
capacity. Jam resistant. Uses S.F. 4 Premium Staples (not
included). 7 inches x 2.5 inches.

My vibrant red color stands out amongst the grays and
beiges that consume office spaces. I offer sleek, smooth
retro lines and precise, solid movement. I enjoy the thick,
dense sound as paper is conjoined...

Ohh, btw, if you ever meet a smug bastard in your office
named Lumberg, don't ever let him take away your red
Swingline.