Ryan Ridley

Soft Knocks, Michigan State, Wylie E. Groves, Wylie E. Coyote

I contribute to the economy in my own way

Jews, My Brother Adam, Spike Lee, John Singleton, Mario Van Peebles

Sunshine, You, Booze

The 8 Hints to Happiness and Money, The Unbearable Lightness of Baseball, Pynchon, Tom Robbins, Philip K. Dick, Who Put Cottage Cheese In My Sock Drawer?

Epic Ass, The Dungeon, Prof. Inspiration, Scales, WildKNights, Shaolin Soccer, Nashville

Tahini, Galaxy of Carnage, The Czars of Dinosauropolis, Beta Band, Gomez, Ween, Zappa, Hendrix, Stephen Malkmus, Pavement, Flaming Lips, Smog, Coral, Lycanthrope Afterbirth

Shark Hitler, The Shark Hitler Show, S.H.A.R.K. H.I.T.L.E.R. - Agent of Justice, Theories

I'm the whisper in the shadows that you think you might hear at night when it's foggy and you're alone, but it just turns out to be a pigeon or a Chinese newspaper or a rapist.

I'm that thing in the back of your throat that itches and you just can't seem to get rid of it, so you decide to go in and get tests done, and you're all freaked out about it for a week, and then it just turns out to be that piece of toffee you thought no one would see you eat...fatty

I'm the one they sing about in songs about people who are always around when the bad stuff goes down, but always manage to slip away at the last second when the law comes down. Examples: Bad Bad Leroy Brown, Shiloh, Gloria, the Purple People Eater

I'm the feather in your cap and you best not try to pull me out, because I make you interesting and unique and eccentric and because without me, you're just a guy wearing a Arizona Diamondbacks hat.

Racists, celebrities, accents, high level drug dealers,
business"persons", karate, sexXXXxy chicks, bathtub
moonshine, XXie's (pornographers(softcore)),
mathmeticians, hobbyists, published authors, dreamers,
nightmarers, the nicknamed, Sgt.'s, amateur's, Missy's,
Dale Carnegie,