Miss Anastasia

ceres high school, james monroe

i eat rocks

my daughter zoe, cats, fans, music, art, comics, writing to serial killers, deadpan comedy, alinating people i care about, working towards unattainable goals, devleoping my ID

w. s. burroughs, phillip k. dick, mr. pottymouth, noam chomsky. crispen glover, dan clowes, peter bagge, al columbia. zines like hit it or quit it, bb gun, punk planet, david sedaris, chuckie palunchik, uhhhhh... yeah.

kevin smith stuff, adaption, being john malkovich, willard, susperia, happiness, storytellers, pumpkin, . wet hot american summer, capturing the friedmans

peaches, gravy train!!!, ned, melvins, jesus lizard, grandaddy, scratch acid, outkast, chinese stars, arab on radar, lightening bolt, eminem/dr. dre, blonde redhead, shellac, replicator, kool keith, trans am, wizard combat, the fucking champs, acid king

i watch mr. show, family guy, the simpsons, upright citizen's brigade, arrested development, strangers with candy, anything with stephan root

you know exactly who i am, and if you can't hang, then leave.

A true friend stabs you in the front (oscar wilde). . .

people of action. people of principal. people who cannot spell. people who like to talk about things, and stuff. people who are not self-absorbed to the point where it affects other people. people who don't beat their kids and snort lots of things up their nose. people who are not built entirely of facade and lies. no wimpsters (www.bust.com) need apply. oh, and quit using the word "friend" so loosly.