Mike is one of the few people I know that is
capable picking up Satan and twirling him
above his head. Did I say Satan? I meant
me.
He's a great guy and a good friend, and if
ever you found yourself in barroom brawl,
Mike is the guy you want watching your
back. He'd hate every minute of it as pulled
off their little wiggly limbs, but he would stay
the course.
ol'Redwood taught him everything he knew.
We're not too sure what Mike is like,
what he does or who he really is. But
suffice it to say that if you're
looking for a little mystery, he's the
man for you. Plus, he's insanely funny
and bright and will most definitely
remind you of Santy Claus (minus the
suit, white hair and jelly-like belly).
Mike's portrayal of two 16-year-old
Chinese girls playing volleyball as my
first sexual awakening.
capable picking up Satan and twirling him
above his head. Did I say Satan? I meant
me.
He's a great guy and a good friend, and if
ever you found yourself in barroom brawl,
Mike is the guy you want watching your
back. He'd hate every minute of it as pulled
off their little wiggly limbs, but he would stay
the course.
ol'Redwood taught him everything he knew.
what he does or who he really is. But
suffice it to say that if you're
looking for a little mystery, he's the
man for you. Plus, he's insanely funny
and bright and will most definitely
remind you of Santy Claus (minus the
suit, white hair and jelly-like belly).