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Interested In:
Just looking around
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Member Since:
Aug 2003
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Hometown:
Santa Rosa
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Company:
www.polarbearpatrol.com
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Ben's URL:
http://profiles.friendster.com/1718435
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Occupation:
musician, girlfriend-thief murderer
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Affiliations:
i am affiliated to my favorite girl in the world so suck on that britches
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What I enjoy doing:
touring, reading, cooking, sleeping in beautiful girl's beds
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Favorite Books:
underworld, the informers, count of monte cristo, our band could be your life, his dark materials, harry potter 3 & 4, all tings jorge luis borges, nine stories by salinger
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Favorite Movies:
my neighbor totoro, the power of salad and milkshakes, my beautiful laundrette, old school, how high, usual suspects, true romance, the professional, rushmore, akira
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Favorite Music:
yes, tortoise, lightning bolt, gillian welch, new order, the americas, les savy fav, q and not u, archeopteryx, in/humanity, aphex twin, jorge ben, fridge, andre nickee t, botch, the vss, black dice
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Favorite TV Shows:
the simpsons, family guy, 100 hottest hotties
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About Me:
getting hotter by the day :) eater, sleeper and
breather of music, patient, don't talk much but i'm a
pretty good talker, like fragmented sentences, enjoy funny
company and nice people!
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Who I Want to Meet:
other nice folks who know whats up, and like giving me the
old cheerer upper. a lot of people upon first meeting me
like to walk all over me in front of their friends because
i am really nice, and it gives them a sort of ego boost. if
i have just described you, get the hell out of town asshole.
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to keep me from tickling him until he
pees. You just wait. Thanksgiving is
coming ever nearer.
and I became suddenly aware of how the
lack of Ben has negatively affected my
life. Its like Christmas with no
presents, and we all know that aint no
way to spend a holiday.
seeing him round...
with a kicked in throat and a mouth full of
bloody teeth. You've been warned.
and that's all you need to know.
This guy here. BEN. You know... Michael
Jackson wrote a song about him. Then
there was that movie with all those
rats. That too. Then there was also
that movie C.H.U.D. (Cannibalistic
Humanoid Underground Dwellers). That
really doesn't have much to do with
BEN.
Where was I?
Oh yeah! BEN! This kid is THEE coolest.
Just one big, giant, loveable, cuddly-
wuddly, sweet heart of a guy! He puts
the 'BEAR' in 'POLAR BEARS'. He also
puts the poopmouth in full effect on my
porch while pounding back PBR's like a
true "Panzer Bjorn"! This kid and his
duo of sidekicks(band mates, same
thing) are unstoppable. Much love to
this one and his! word.
of your shit. I ain't afraid of
nuthin' about you. You best stay
clear, 'cause I'd probably, probably
smack you in the back of the head with
a, one of them big, grey, cement
blocks. Then I'd knock you down, and
put the block on chest, jump on it 9,
10 times. Untill, it was stuck in ya.
Then I'd legally change your name
to 'Block-Chest McAss-Kicked' or
sumthin'. Yeah.
photo that really freaks me out. Maybe
it's that I can't tell if it's a joint
or a cigarette. Maybe it's those
shades. Mostly its that his face is
coming right at me, with that "I've
heard about you...and not in a good
way" look.